Oh, sorry, I wasn’t paying attention to what you were saying; just … staring … respectfully.

You’d be rivaling NY’s most pendulous ghost breasts if you died *today*.

You got opened up like the world’s messiest book: you are, in fact, allowed to curt yourself some slack.

(boobs grow back and showers can ne made roll-in/out; but not if you’re dead.)

The coasts famously have no middle class voters.

Normalize no-ear-ringing mornings after!

I know it's just doxycycline, but it feels like schadenfreude to me.

Beautiful, sleek, callipygous black cat (Albrecht!) curled up on the ugliest crocheted throw you ever did see. He's covering his face with a paw, as if to ward off the impending dawn.

Mr. Albrecht feels just about exactly the same way about today as I.

#Albrecttimes #catsofbluesky #catsky #skycats #cats #voidkitties #blackcats

Total stranger pulled me out of my little NIN spiral with this rando post and that serendipity sort of encapsulates the beauty of distributed media.

(haha, "deep" thought, shut up self.)

This is a, "physics is awesome!" drink and I am here for it in concept, but most definitely not for Korbel.

Life is too short to drink Korbel.

The world needs to be reminded of the basics from time to time.

Thank you.

Some duct tape and a little wire and she'll be right as rain!

Not airworthy, maybe, but right as rain!

Tout à fait!

I've got a NIN que going again, STOP ME NOW.

Memory fades, but I'm pretty sure it was Ambrosia (long-since closed) in Paris.

Someone who does that like three times a year. This year, apparently, it will be two?

The headline is bad enough, and then you read the article and, man, every day is another day in the spiral away from god's light or whatever.

("The dick-flavored lollipop, or the return to fashion of bodily odors.")

J'ai euhhhh ... bon, bref...

NON.

Ran home from a nice dinner out tonight to respond to an URGENT (not urgent) client request, rather than going out dancing.

So yeah, living the dream!

Yuck! Hoping for a swift recovery.

The biophysics of a mansize hummingbird would be insane.

🎶I know it's just dopamine, but it's time for Bach you see🎶

#ottotimes #catsofbluesky #catsky #skycats #cats

Sliiiiiiiide to the left! One hops this time. Two hops this time.

I have a lot of bone(s).

On an individual, or a collective, basis.

Or both.

Adorable gray cat (Otto!), head buried on paws, snoozing.

Same cat, same view, closer.

Yes.

#ottotimes #catsofbluesky #catsky #skycats #cats #friyay

"I will never fat-assedly recover from this."

May the fire of the Whory Spirit burn bright on thy tongue!

You shall be fit and frisky and toxxed for the gods come departure day: so let it be written!

Well … they did wrap them individually, so at least *some* homework was involved.

I’m being tortured with pictures of what I could be doing with the cats were it not for, “Do job. Pay bills.”

Just … … … gah.

(breathing exercises.)