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Posts by A.G.P Cook

Sub vs. Dub "debates"

As if a reasonable person could ever watch Spongebob Squarepants in anything other than the original Irish.

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My biggest egg trait was ‘yeah for some reason I can’t put my finger on, the film Ponyo speaks to me in a really deep and personal way’

1 month ago 1 3 0 0

I can only sleep if my girlfriend says the name of each racer in the hit 1999 Video Game “Star Wars Episode I: Racer” and then does an impersonation of the motor sound of each Racer’s Podracer

3 months ago 79 11 5 1

Tar and feathers? Is the NYT Catholic Irish?

3 months ago 0 1 0 0
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AT&T Long Lines

is one of the most monumental efforts that has zero cultural understanding

6 months ago 705 115 51 15

Ahh it’s a composition issue, yeah that’s a trickier proposition, rotating an uilleann pipe in my mind…

6 months ago 0 0 1 0

Idk if you can describe what you’re struggling with, but I’m decent at mechanical drawing, if I can clarify anything I’ll give it a go

6 months ago 1 0 1 0

wrote this shortly after it came out

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Dig up, stupid!

6 months ago 1 0 0 0
It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

7 months ago 10427 2881 160 233
A pika sits on a mossy rock.

A pika sits on a mossy rock.

Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head.

Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head.

An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye.

An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye.

An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.

An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

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JK Rowling delenda est

8 months ago 2 0 0 0
Smut (incl. revision) Lyrics: view or download PDF Sheet music: view or download PDF -- That Was The Year That Was, track 5 Album: stream playlist Audio File: download MP3 The Remains of Tom Lehrer (disc 3), track 5 ...

timely words

Tom Lehrer - Smut

"I do have a cause though, obscenity... ...I'm for it"

tomlehrersongs.com/smut/

8 months ago 6 1 0 0

We need a transfem version of Silver by AG Cook to explore this emotion

10 months ago 2 0 0 0

eurovision sort of encapsulates europe as a continent: gay and fascist at the same time

11 months ago 589 124 3 0

🎶And IMDb-TV is now Freevee with the MUBI
My life is like a Tubi
It's everybody's movie
And Netflix, Vudu, Quibi, Apple TV, stream on Oobi🎶

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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box of mops(?) called "Libman"

box of mops(?) called "Libman"

superhero who berates you for defending yourself

1 year ago 471 114 7 2

Yeah I go by DJ Hamster Attack and my special trick to liven up the party is that I release half a dozen live hamsters onto the decks and they start pressing the buttons and gnawing through the cabling and shit, if anyone tries to stop or move them I get so upset and if any go missing I cry

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Anyway they just got done doing a 10 year test of maintenance free RTG sterling engine generators that exceeded expectations, they’re smaller than a van and even after 10 years, produce 4kw each

2 years ago 2 0 0 0

Love how the girlies are all like I think I’ll go see the oil propaganda first, then lunch, then the barbie movie 💁‍♀️

2 years ago 3 0 2 0
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It’s hot

2 years ago 1 0 0 0

Ah well, the best made plans of mice to get laid, or however it goes

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