The cat is not amused

A tabby cat sat upright with her eyes half closed. She is sat next to three small sunflower plants in pots. One plant is slightly shorter than the cat, one about the same height, and the third slightly taller.

Sunflowers. Cat for scale.

It’s so much easier and less likely to go to waste. The brand I use is hotter than fresh ginger too, I love it.

“I thought you said Troy McClure was dead.”
“No, I said he sleeps with the fishes.”

I was going to do the hoovering, but I sat down for a moment and now I’ve got a cat on my lap so I guess the dirt will have to wait

I will, I think it’s going to look particularly nice this year

We have a lilac in our front garden and it’s going to be in full flower any day now. I love it.

Paper? In 2026?

Oh nice. I have a couple of recipes that use half a carton, so those look perfect.

Some people get really angry at vegans who eat fake meat

Why do you always make vegetables look like meat? Why are you making peas that like fake sausages? You know it's healthier to eat the real thing

But we make meat look like other things come out right? What the hell is popcorn chicken?

Realme isn't that real! If a pig gave birth to sausage you would not eat that sausage...

Joke Friday

Lots of times on Twitter, once or twice on Threads, never on Bluesky

Is that all 😆😆

Only on social media, but yes more than once. I decided to own it, that’s part of the reason I have a tiny snowflake tattoo.

It sounds like a lot of work but it must be so rewarding and satisfying to get it done

Well done. Do you know what your next step is, or is it too soon to think about that?

Or when someone leaves and it takes six months to replace them?

That might be a large part of the reason why I tend to bake rolls rather than loaves

Loads of bird life at parkrun this morning. Geese, particularly excited ducks, a cormorant, and a flock of swallows. Yay for spring.

Sounds like the most fun bit, enjoy!

Thank you marshall!

The blossom is particularly lovely at the moment isn’t it

Woohoo well done

That’s beautiful, well done

I checked, it just never occurred to them that vegan food is just food. Like bananas, peanut butter on toast, or a bag of crisps.

A couple of people have told me that they’ve never eaten anything vegan in their entire life 🤦🏻‍♀️

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I used to put okra through as green chillies because I’d never seen them before

And it makes it harder to find high quality entertaining podcasts, made for years by people who know what they’re doing.

That’s gorgeous

Easter Sunday morning - went for a long run. Easter Sunday afternoon - eat all the chocolate.