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OMG, it is fitting.

This cold weather is getting ridiculous 💙

I'm COVERED in a glitter body oil. None of it shows up on camera, but in person I look like I'm cosplaying a vampire from Twilight.

QT your eyes
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I'm so use to the other app that I forget this one exists 😫😂

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You're so fucking hot!

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My husband is really over here testing my impulse control by getting Amazon packages with his name on them.

Are they for me? Are they for work, again? Are they for his other women (his bike)?!

Honestly as a hairstylist, I never mind when someone tells me they want a silent appointment. Because there are days when we need it too.

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Christmas is next week and I'm not ready 😭

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Wait... You guys are getting followers?

Lol my guy today had zero fucks to give. He shoved that all in the back of my Jeep, said had a nice day and walked off.

And no, they weren't busy. I was the only one there lmao

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Speaking of groceries stores...

If y'all try putting my eggs in the trunk one more time lmao

You ever look at someone and wonder how they've managed to survive for so long?

H said I should get a 🐐 tattooed on my throat.

I told him that he was silly because a Capricorn isn't a regular goat. Smh

I got the cute little candy cane one from Elf and I thought I'd give it a try.

Never again!

Those heatless curl rollers are not meamt for girlies with sensory issues.

I almost ripped all of my hair out in the middle of the night trying to get that fucker out so I could sleep.

Mobile grocery workers that throw eggs and bread into the back with everything want to watch the world burn.

#Capricorn 🖤 #horoscope #asrtrology #zodiac #tarot

Live your life with the confidence of a barista mispronouncing names.

Context clues tell you. I'm not sitting here waiting through a twelve minute long cut scene lol

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You two are too cute 😍

What can I say... I like to live dangerously 🤷🏼‍♀️