A screen at the Blue Jays baseball game says people ate 100,189 hotdogs at the game tonight

@darthbluesky.bsky.social darth the crowd ate more than 100,000 hotdogs at the Jays game tonight.

A black and white dog lies curled up on a brown leather sofa

And that's an Ern Dog hit. #BlueJays

So, Trump has agreed stop bombing Iran if they agree to open the strait that wasn’t closed until Trump started bombing Iran?

A crescent Earth peeking over the rim of a crater-strewn lunar landscape. It is 7:47 pm according to my phone clock.

Those #ArtemisII pics make good phone wallpapers.

Look out below: Easter Bunny delivers eggs by helicopter – CHCO TV26 By Brian Owens, Reporter On a cold and windy Easter Saturday the Easter Bunny arrived in unusual style - hovering low over the ground in a red helicopter as hun

Look out below: Easter Bunny delivers eggs by helicopter

🔗: chco.tv/look-out-bel...

Nice, I run a DnD campaign set in a version of our province of New Brunswick. Been making do with an provincial outline map that we doodle towns onto. This is much cooler.

Mr. Burns in the classic Simpsons softball episode: "Three misfortunes, that's possible. Seven misfortunes, there's an outside chance. But NINE misfortunes? I'd like to see that!"

The currently injured Toronto Blue Jays. Are you reading the alt text because you don't recognize all their face? That's fine. Alt text is for everyone. Alejandro Kirk broke his thumb on a freak foul-tip. Addison Barger somehow fucked up both his ankles at once while running through first base. Max Scherzer has tendinitis because of course he does he's 41. Cody Ponce barely got to appear in his debut and then shredded his knee on a freak jogging error and might not return all season. Trey Yesavage has a bum shoulder but he'll be back. Jose Berrios has a bum elbow and I'm less confident he'll be back. Bowden Francis' arm is cooked and is getting Tommy John surgery. Shane Bieber has a busted elbow but I hear he's throwing off a mound again. And finally Anthony Santander, who, despite conflicting reports, is indeed a salaried employee of the Toronto Blue Jays, is on the 60 day DL with a busted shoulder. NOT PICTURED: Lauer has the flu.

OK scientists, I need some new story ideas! Do you have an interesting paper coming out? A new project starting up? Something related to policy or the scientific community you want to share? Let me know! 🧪

Look out below: Easter Bunny delivers eggs by helicopter – CHCO TV26 By Brian Owens, Reporter On a cold and windy Easter Saturday the Easter Bunny arrived in unusual style - hovering low over the ground in a red helicopter as hun

The Easter Airlift. My story on St Stephen's helicopter egg drop for @chco-tv.bsky.social
chco.tv/look-out-bel...

I'm in one of those occasional periods as a freelancer when I don't have any current assignments I'm working on. So editors...hit me up if you're looking for a writer.

I was amazed at the racks of unprocessed fossils with collection dates of like 1916 when I went behind the scenes at the Canadian Museum of Natural History

Look out below: Easter Bunny delivers eggs by helicopter – CHCO TV26 By Brian Owens, Reporter On a cold and windy Easter Saturday the Easter Bunny arrived in unusual style - hovering low over the ground in a red helicopter as hun

The Easter Airlift. My story on St Stephen's helicopter egg drop for @chco-tv.bsky.social
chco.tv/look-out-bel...

A black and white dog nestled between two piles of laundry on a bed

Ern dog just keeps getting hits. #BlueJays

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon

extremely bad time for an astronaut to find out he's a werewolf

An empty chocolate bar wrapper on a keyboard. It has a large picture of a cat on it.

My reward for doing the bare minimum first step of dealing with my taxes. A Big Booty Hank chocolate bar from McGuire's

An important thing to remember about the Iran War, at the strategic level, is that there was never any reason for it to start, there's no reason for it continue, and the people involved are too stupid to allow it to end

I'm a journalist. I would try to write a story about it.

A black and white dog sits with one paw in his food dish, which is empty

Yes Ernie, I can see that your food dish is empty. That's because it's not supper time yet.

OK scientists, I need some new story ideas! Do you have an interesting paper coming out? A new project starting up? Something related to policy or the scientific community you want to share? Let me know! 🧪

IF YOUR TRUCK WAS MADE WITHOUT NUTS AND YOU PUT NUTS ON IT THAT TRUCK IS TRANS I DON'T MAKE THE RULES SNOWFLAKE IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM TAKE IT UP WITH GOD

it also has this one

Errrrrrrrrn dog hit!! #BlueJays

Writing for a community paper is fun, because I get to take pictures like these.

I try to keep reminding myself of that!

Yeah, I suppose it is.

Yes, because last season I didn't expect much.

Blue jay with bright blue feathers hops on top of a root at the bottom of a tree.

A sassy hoppin blue jay.❤️

#birds
#photography
#birdsofbluesky

Fielder’s choice and a stolen base Ern dog! #BlueJays