Putting second skin on your back by yourself is genuinely the worst experience ever but I will persevere

And that is why I’m skipping

Put that boy to work

Was it the one in the bathroom

Someone’s been clicking their laptop mouse button repeatedly for the past 20 minutes I’m actually going insane I hate this class

School or tattoo that is the question

Little chip lotta sauce

This tour instead of class is filling me with rage get me out of here. This poor lone worker we’re making give us all free drinks

Shoutout my roommate
My roommate
My roommate
My roommate
My roommate
My roommate and
My roommate
For making this all possible you all are fantastic people
strive to achieve ur dreams

Gary Cahuenga

Walking home and this car drives by, proceeds to u turn and stop in front of me. It was my coworker offering me a ride 😭 I thought I was about to get shot or something holy fuck

He needs air it stank

Chopped my shit so bad I’m actually in tears

I need to start learning to not get my hair professionally done

I told u I’d win!!!!!!!!

Calvin will NEVER beat me

My usual bus driver isn’t driving tonight. Night RUINED

Construction workers on the aux playing this shit someone save me

Do not diss on my bro Kelvin

High off resin fumes as they construct the floor of Carlson. I am losing brain cells by the minute

Supervisor gave me four expired & discontinued Gatorade energy drinks. Wish me luck I will not let this caffeine go to waste

All signs point to therapy being my calling
I hate the idea of being a therapist
Evil world

Day so slow one of my coworkers offered to get everyone McDonald’s

The bus hitting every single red light making me late to work is actual insanity

Release meeeee

But I dodge it because I can do that and you look like a loser chud

I’m bout to bleef with you keep one eye open

Owen called me a drunk broke sad chud it’s so over for me

Please reach out if you feel this way

I may be late to work but it is up for me 😛