Your reminder that when Hunter Biden was on the Board of Directors of Burisma Holdings, and was paid a legitimate salary, MAGA and MSM wouldn’t shut up about it for a second.
Just reason #6,278 to hate ignorant, hypocritical MAGA morons and everything they’ve done to destroy democracy.
Q: So, when they wiped away the fake blood from the capsule he’d smeared onto his ear, there was no injury at all?!
A: He was never shot.
Q: And that ridiculous ear drape he wore for days?!
A: It was actually to hide the fact that his ear was completely uninjured.
Q: He LIED?!!
It could be the stench of political death that people detect, or it may be the stink of a full diaper mixed with rotting flesh— but it probably makes no difference. MAGA loves both scents.
RNC: Our best chance is to run idiot candidates so our voters can relate to them.
Aide: If we want our voters to see our candidates as ‘one of them,’ we’ll have to nominate zoo animals.
RNC: Fortunately, we have no shortage of nominees who can’t spell their own names correctly.
Texans are perfectly content living with a worthless electric grid, an unvaccinated populace, the most corrupt politicians in the nation, and criminal penalties for women seeking healthcare.
They don’t need water. It’ll only encourage them.
You’re quite a piece of work, aren’t you, Michael? Proud to be an utter troglodytic seditionist? Pathetic.
It’s only taken them 21 months, but even astonishingly-stupid MAGAts are realizing the Trump assassination stunt was fully staged.
Q: Why would it take you nearly 2 years to understand what healthy people saw instantly?
MAGA: We ain’t smart like y’all.
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Republicans never have to face consequences for their crimes.
Pete is so damned brilliant that he’ll be despised by the entire imbecilic Republican electorate, where the average IQ is 80 points lower than his.
Trump: I’m going to announce that the Strait is open once again— even though it’s not. You have 15 minutes to call your brokers and short oil futures.
Nothing at all ever happens in the minds of Trump supporters. It’s very much like absolute zero, where all molecular activity ceases— their EEGs are flat, indicating no cerebral function.
Terry, you and you MAGA friends and neighbors should try walking upright and stop dragging your knuckles on the ground. My God, it must be awful to be as stupid as you.
Republicans would call it, “acceptable losses.”
Calling out an obvious fakery does not make someone a conspiracy theorist. When someone points out to you on Halloween that those aren’t real Marvel superheroes at the door, but kids wearing costumes, do you yell, “You’re a conspiracy theorist?!!!”
The opinions I write about reflect the thinking of most intelligent Americans today, not the ignorant subset of MAGA voters— the most moronic humans ever to have lived. And— if you disagree, go read the endless, sick, depraved lies posted by the demented POTUS on his bullshit Truth Social account.
There’s 77M who are definitely NOT good.
They did not. They just drink Ivermectin.
Sacrificed by the Republican Party.
“This guy’s” comments aren’t turned off; they’re available to all his followers. MAGA morons who want to subtweet misinformation on his account, however, can’t do it because most of them are as imbecilic as you.
Only the people Republicans were willing to sacrifice.
Manuel isn’t responding because he was easily fooled— like a MAGAt— and has no explanation for Trump’s magic ear. He knows he was played like a piano by a shitty conman.
Imagine being the sort of pathetic loser who— as a MAGAt— not only has the worst political comprehension on earth, but also the worst possible taste in music.
The fact that people died does NOT mean it was a genuine attempt on Trump’s life— it means that Republicans were willing to sacrifice them for the cause.
Despicable.
Indeed.
And yet— two brilliant women lost elections to him.
America would be better off today if we had elected Atilla the Hun.
Demented warmonger Trump warned today that “it’ll be a new dawn for Cuba,” and that we should “watch what happens next.”
MAGA said they didn’t want new wars (!!), but elected someone who has no intention of allowing peace for even a moment.
Fuck the GOP.
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In the history of fake events, Trump’s assassination stunt has no equal. It was so fake that even the staff at the National Enquirer said, “Oh, c’mon now, what a load of shit.”
This headline belongs in the pantheon of ridiculous drivel.
Trump is “on the verge of becoming the most lying President in American history?!!”
Really?! Who are the closest contenders?! How much more must Trump lie to become #1?
I’ll wait.