Hearing birds chirp in the morning is some of the best music to exist.

Black people >>>>>>

Happy birthday to the timeline's very own vampire @christopherxci.blacksky.app may you continue to be ageless and immortal 🧛🏾‍♂️

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

A photo of Bill Nye speaking outside of the Capitol

Bill Nye and hundreds of Planetary Society members are heading to DC on Monday to protest the White House's proposal to slash NASA's science budget in half.

These cuts were announced as the Artemis astronauts were on their way to the Moon:

yeah it is critical that dems win the senate

Movie theaters should sell french fries by the bucket instead of popcorn

Singer D4vd arrested after teen found dead in his Tesla: Police Officers responded to an impound lot in Hollywood on Sept. 8 "for a foul odor coming from a vehicle," Los Angeles police said.

Singer D4vd arrested in connection with the death of Celeste Rivas, LAPD says

This some scary shit. Imagine running for your life from an air fryer with legs omg

Anybody got some Hennessy and a death wish?

Spring in NYC is unmatched.

Precisely 🙆🏾‍♂️💁🏾‍♂️

Show me a picture that captures your essence

this post just called me an old bitch but i need it 😭😭

"Hey i was fine with transphobia until i saw abunch of nazis and racists standing next to me"🤪

rest is not a waste of time
rest is not a waste of time
rest is not a waste of time
rest is not a waste of time
rest is … it is… it is a waste of time
rest is not a waste of time

Governor Wes Moore signs the Vax Act to decouple the state’s vaccine authority from the federal government.

Maryland’s vaccine policy will be led by science – not internet conspiracy theories.

We will protect our people, no matter how they voted in the last election.

@thatgirlbamz.bsky.social this right up ya alley!

a woman wearing a blue shirt and a white lei is making a funny face . ALT: a woman wearing a blue shirt and a white lei is making a funny face .

Someone said, this world is so boring; we don’t have mermaids, werewolves, vampires or other mystical creatures.

Someone replied and said, yall can’t even handle people with different skin colors

🫢 I was gagged

“Your payment was successful” I bet it was you trick ass bitch

Ben & Jerry's co-founder wants the company to be independent once more As Ben & Jerry’s celebrated its annual Free Cone Day on Tuesday, one of the brand’s co-founders was focused on a different sort of freedom.

As Ben & Jerry's celebrated its annual Free Cone Day on Tuesday, co-founder Ben Cohen called on owner The Magnum Ice Cream Co. to sell the brand.

Cohen said Magnum is stifling Ben & Jerry’s social activism and he wants to see the brand sold to a group of socially-minded investors.

Agree.

Allure and titillation is a dying art; in a world where folks feel entitled to know & consume everything. 🙆🏾‍♂️

Do you not see this place setting?!

TUH! 😤 🍽️

Send me the sign up. 🤷🏾‍♂️

National Library Week National Library Week is an annual celebration highlighting the valuable role libraries and library professionals play in transforming lives and strengthening our communities.

National Library Week kicks off on Sunday. What concrete actions will you take to support your local public libraries? www.ala.org/conferencese... - Bonus points if you live in NYC.

Same for me 😅😂 a totally different life!

Earth IS the habitat!

His wife and daughters

lol. Death note?