“I love who you are,
I love who you ain’t
You’re so Anne Frank
Let’s hit the attic and hang out for about two weeks.”

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100% of misogynists are related to women

a cartoon of a girl sitting at a desk with a thought bubble above her head with a cross drawn on it Alt: a cartoon of a girl sitting at a desk with a thought bubble above her head with a figure 8drawn on it

It’s how I know the preamble to the constitution (and how to do my 8 timestables)

New York City: The time has arrived. Finally, a chance to tell the city EXACTLY what your landlord’s been getting away with. NYC’s first Rental Ripoff Hearings are happening in all five boroughs, and we want to hear from you. Real New Yorkers. Real stories. Real policy changes. 

Coldplay dude was married to Goop, and they “consciously uncoupled” Stefani was married to Gavin Rossdale from Bush before she married that creepy yokel from The Voice and I’m very sorry I know any of this. Also as much as I hate Drops of Jupiter, Hey Soul Sister is arguably worse

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Missy Elliott - Work It [Official Music Video] YouTube video by Missy Elliott

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The GOAT

We watch it every Christmas! ❤️

Ok but would AI say “forcynthia” instead of forsythia?? Who can say

I’m reminding eligible New York DoorDash delivery workers to file a claim before December 31, 2025, to receive funds from the $16.75 million we secured for cheating Dashers.

You can file a claim here:

Thank you! You have inspired me so much on here! I’m just doing small things all over the place lol

Talked to the director of the education program at my branch and she is going to send out an email to the tutors to have all the students write a letter! Yay!

I volunteer at my local library ( Flatbush branch) and will try to get the other tutors to write one as well

Done!

After watching The Residence all I can think about is how hard it must be for the staff to deal with all this mishigas…after all the other heinous stuff they have to deal with all day dusting all that golden garbage must be soul crushing

Ewwwww

If you say “relax” three times into a mirror at midnight, someone will appear behind you and whisper “don’t do it.”

It’s been 10 years and I went with a 12 year old but I think it’s worth it to spend a day in Odaiba. Joyopolis (the indoor Sega amusement park), the Gundam statue, and The National Museum of Emerging Science has androids! Lots of fun for your inner 12 year old.

hey, cis people. we need you to call every single elected official you've got, now.

Why would you, when have they ever?

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I come from generations of freedom fighters who taught us to fight oppressive forces. Whether it’s fighting for a livable wage, to make housing affordable for all, or stopping the genocide – I’m answering the call of my forbearers. I'm Chris Rabb, and I’m running for Congress.

“Whoooooo is it?”
“It’s the plumber I’ve come to fix the sink!”

Cancelled my Disney+ and got my Covid booster and first shingles shot!
Getting shit done lol

Afghanistan banana stand

There is no “bipartisanship” with fascists. These people want us dead or cogs in their money machine. Fight them.

In 2023, we won the Build Public Renewables Act — a groundbreaking law empowering NYS to speed up the clean energy transition and lower your bills with publicly-owned power.

Today is the deadline to tell the New York Power Authority that we need a plan for 15 GW by 2030. Take urgent action below.

Done