hot damn. if that's the average then I wanna see what the highest frequency was over like an hour

it's just a continuation of ape politics by other means dadrew read a fricking book

I'm not talking about who has feelings, just that animals aren't being mean to eachother and being jerks just to be jerks. also I'm just posteign

tell him I'm disappointed

the fuck? he said what??

It's the you receive I receive meme but this time it's the Unabomber Ted Kaczynski it says "Trade Offer" at the top you receive Mail and that is the deal lol

a cartoon character says " although i could get 500 lizards for the same price " while looking at lizards Alt: Phillip J Fry from Futurama says " although i could get 500 lizards for the same price " while looking at lizards

*deploying countermeasures*

on reflection, revising this take to "don't often" in the place of "can't"

whoa hold on. but

never. not about anything.

crikey. goodness me.

nature got hands

ok wow that sounds devastating I thought this was a "kicked out of nest= dead"

banger

you got it dude

I haven't but I feel like the winner gets to eat and the loser dies, so

all I want in life is to be able to cook and prepare food that looks like it came out of a Ghibli film

what's crazy is animals can't hurt each other's feelings they can only scare eachother, another puissant example demonstrating that beast was always superior to man

a cartoon of a man in a lab coat talking to a woman in a tank top Alt: a cartoon of a man in a lab coat talking to a woman in a tank top about going to his angry dome

right?? ugh I'm so mad I gotta go to the angry dome

ludicrous. absolutely not a credible thing to say tbh.

(respectfully)

good god

how does a fella so strange, so odious, live such a frictionless life? how does one go so long without correction?

jesus

Just a few paragraphs in, and this is already excellent:

"I tried to get out of the conversation as quickly as I could, not least because he seemed frustrated that I didn’t see things exactly as he did — a new behavior and likely a symptom of LLM overuse."

Honestly one of the biggest problems with cars is that ultimately the product isn't a transportation tool but rather a psychological one, creating the illusion that you have control over your life even as you slot into a chaotic system that can easily kill you even if you do everything right.

Hamtaro is better than Ben 10.

I mean it's all pretty mid