Have the Patriots ever considered just not hiring coaches who are garbage humans?

Freedom - but no fatties! 🤦

Oh it turns out that vanquishing the college student who uses they/them in their email signature is not bringing you the fulfillment that you hoped for? You are still working in your crappy and unfulfilling job, paying a mortgage you now can't afford, and dealing with your annoying kids... I see.

Should be fun watching him try to sound out the words though.

Jalen Brunson is not human.

Next he can go doodie in the big boy potty.

That was as thorough a beatdown as I’ve seen in awhile. Running clock please.

hawt

You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar

He and Jr are on a special mission. Very hush hush, but very important.

He's not a doctor either. How is that even an excuse?

This being true would be grounds for the 25th Amendment.

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

ok just saw the painting why is trump healing the doctor from house

Dude wasn't a day over 22 when the "healing" started.

It's cute that so many evangelicals are ignoring them most obvious explanation, which is that Trump has never read the Bible and has no idea what idolatry is.

The couch told JV that it loves him but as a friend.

It's been said a lot over the years that TKJ wasn't intended to be canon. I personally doubt that Moore cared one way or the other, but TKJ was referenced in the main title very soon thereafter.

As aside, this is one speech Melania didn’t plagiarize from Michelle Obama.

Isn’t this just Future Imperfect? #hulk

To be fair, the narration is Stirk.

BREAKING: DOJ investigating Iran for Mortgage Fraud.

Too many notifications!

Faux: "Look, he probably meant the boardgame Civilization will end. I'm sure he's got several games running right now. You libs and your TDS."

“We’re laser focused on getting prices down.”

In retrospect, her emails probably weren't that big a deal.

This is a supervillain monlogue. I will never understand how anyone can watch this man say things like “a whole civilization will die tonight” and fail to recognize evil when they see it.

Woof that is bad. It reads like one of his tweets.

One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵

This nuggets/ spurs game is amazing. Please let these teams meet in the playoffs.