I need Jeff Goldblum and Walton Goggins to star in a movie together.

Hey Siri, how old is Robert Irwin?

Was watching some documentary about bank heists with my dad. The one they were discussing happened in the 90’s. Am I wrong in believing that a cultural shift happened since then where most people now would be like “hell yeah rob that bank”??

Honestly, good! I would rather have this than a push to get out something that’s not ready yet!

Wild thought but if we had more artists become politicians, government might be run more empathetically.

Every cryptid photo of this man makes me laugh harder and harder.

❤️ Luigi

If anyone’s done a 24-hour stream, they’ll realize how nuts it is what Cory Booker just did. I wish that man 10 blissful hours of uninterrupted sleep.

Streamline! Make your life easier! You could always do like a rotating, limited time seasonal scent? Candle of the month? If you want to still have change.

For the first time today, I experienced sexism specifically related to my being a business owner. Some men deserve their loneliness. #entrepreneur

Hell yeah! One of the coolest places.

Yeah, I’ve been trying to for five days. Password reset emails not going through 100%. When you do change it, you still can’t log in. They’re making it intentionally difficult.

I’m sorry. I can’t go out tonight. My algorithm put me on to masked Eastern European beefcakes and I can’t look away.

#instagram #reels #wtf

Mad_Maxima - Twitch I'm a Canadian lady --big fan of 80's music and bad movies, and I have way too many houseplants. I have a beautiful rescue puppy named Bonnie who sometimes makes an appearance on stream.

Playing the InZOI demo tonight on Twitch in anticipation of our Friday early access stream!

If you’re curious about this brand new Sims competitor, you should follow my channel.

Twitch.tv/mad_maxima

#inzoi #demo #gaming

Beers and Baldur’s Gate sounds like a good way to cap off a very weird week. Inching my way to 200 followers!

Go follow me on Twitch and have your notifications turned on. 💕

#twitch #bg3 #gaming

All the blurry cryptid photos 😭 I just can’t.

At this point, they need to make it an adult-only app.

There's one month left before twitch begins deleting highlights, make sure you back them up in time!

I also highly encourage speedrun communities to set up their own archives for historical speedruns in your own game, or else a ton of speedrun history will be lost!

Oooooh I love when my two fandoms come together

My dog has perfected the art of trading socks for treats. She’s a day trader on the New York Sock Exchange.

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Stream update: My gaming PC is booting to a black screen. Isn’t that fun? That means I won’t be streaming tonight. Hopefully I can get it resolved by Wednesday’s stream!

I sprained my ankle so bad I heard all of my everything pop. 🤢

Any other neurospicy folks get a phrase stuck in their head that they can’t get out?

I’m doing this fun dating thing called “matching energy”. It’s where if a guy gives me minimal effort, I give him minimal effort. Working wonders honestly.

Holy shit I just remembered I’m an ordained minister. 😆😂🤣😅

Love renting a “designer apartment”! (If I run my microwave and my dishwasher at the same time, it flips a breaker.)

#fun #luxury

Witches… is all snow moon water? 🧐

Relatable