Congratulations on the pole position of these three lanes! 😉

Love is Blind — Bear Edition 🐻 2/2

This would NOT make it past Episode 1.
Too much pixelation.

Doing this live tomorrow at Sunday Night Funnies
Grand Rapids · 7PM · Free

Info: www.alfonsmueller.com

#Comedy #StandUp #GrandRapids #Bear #LoveIsBlind

Love is Blind — Bear Edition 🐻 1/2

This would NOT make it past Episode 1.
Too much pixelation.

Doing something like this live tomorrow at Sunday Night Funnies
Grand Rapids · 7PM · Free

Info: www.alfonsmueller.com

#Comedy #StandUp #GrandRapids #Bear #LoveIsBlind

🏳️‍🌈 Medieval Gay Courtship… but make it conservative. ⚔️🐎
No eye contact. Just aggressive circling.

Live tonight: Prison City Comedy Hour
📍 Bone Island Grille, Jackson, MI

#StandUpComedy #MichiganComedy #LiveComedy #QueerComedy #ComedyReels

Upcoming shows that will leave a mark 🎤

Live dates across Michigan.

Come in by - see a Jobless Person dealing with their Stuff!

#standup #comedy #livecomedy #michigan #events

Last Friday at Turtle Cat Comedy, Ann Arbor watched me explain how AI is doing my job search while AI is doing the hiring.
2 robots making sweet Live
& I am the T&C nobody read. 🤖
Next Show: Wednesday April 8th. River City Saloon. Grand Rapids.
#StandupComedy #GenX #AIHumor #GrandRapids #Comedy

Tony #Soprano wants his tracksuit back.
He’s gonna have to be more specific about which occasion.
Turtle Cat Comedy. Tonight. Ann Arbor. 9pm. $15. Hear.Say Brewing + Theater, 2350 W Liberty St.
#standupcomedy #annarbor #comedyshow #turtlecatcomedy

The First Standup at Beardance — TBRU 30 | Alfons Mueller YouTube video by Alfons Müller

I performed the first standup set in Beardance history at TBRU 30.

I talked about Pokémon🐻, Love Is Blind Hairy Edition, and why threesomes are just sexualized soap operas.

▶️ youtu.be/cuW3wocR7vY

This Friday: Headlining @ TurtleCat Comedy,
Ann Arbor, MI

All Info: www.alfonsmueller.com

Alfons Mueller Facebook post on last day at Robert Bosch Tool Corporation: Got terminated. Last meal at the company cafeteria? To go. — comedian headlining Ann Arbor Friday

Got terminated!

Last meal at the company cafeteria? to go.

Tomorrow: last day in the office

Friday: last day on payroll

Friday night: headlining comedy in Ann Arbor

the linkedin post about it: www.linkedin.com/posts/alfons...

Tickets & Show Info:
alfonsmueller.com

Bearded plus-size comedian OnlyFons on a massive Times Square New York City corner billboard announcing his new OnlyFans comedy account — neon text reads "Finally: OnlyFons Comedy is Now on OnlyFans

OnlyFons is now on OnlyFans. 🐻🎤

Not PG. Not X-rated. Just comedy.
The kind you can explain to your partner, your mum, and — should the situation arise — your corrections officer:
"I'm just there for the Comedy!" 😇

👉 onlyfans.com/only_fons_comedy

#OnlyFons #StandUpComedy #Bear #Queer #Comedy

Looking forward to tonight’s show 🎤
Strong lineup and a room I’m genuinely happy to be in.

Grand Rapids • 6:30 PM

#standupcomedy #livecomedy #grandrapids

Alfons Müller in an Overall, Tank top with a basecap in a Photo Studio Setting. Wooden Floor, Dark Background

Alfons Müller in an Overall, Tank top with a basecap in a Photo Studio Setting. Wooden Floor, Dark Background

New Awesome Photos of me:
Rocking Redneck Drag!

Abs for Days! 👏

Major respect for the achievement! 💪🏼

Beardance BellyLaughs made my inner Bear jiggle!

Loved to perform yesterday!

Also: #StrappMetal to make me look ripped!

#StandUp #Comedy #TBRU

Life lesson:

Do not drink mushroom coffee before a 3-hour Midwest drive. ☕️🚗

Lion’s Mane turns the highway to Kalamazoo into a speedrun of 13 bearable bathrooms.

Anyway — tomorrow I’m performing at TBRU BearDance in Dallas. 🎤

#standup #bearcommunity #tbru #comedian #midwest

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🐻 TBRU roll call: Who is coming?

I’m performing Friday at Beardance during TBRU.

Preview clip: a German immigrant discovers the horror of American 1-ply toilet paper 🧻

Solution: toilet paper origami.

#TBRU #BearCommunity #Dallas #StandUpComedy #BearDance

POV: A German migrant explains
1️⃣ Limp Bizkit vs MAGA
2️⃣ How to stop Trump from annexing places
3️⃣ Why Iceland felt safer

Now back in Kalamazoo tonight at Brewery Outre 🍻
Pull up.

#ComedyTok #PoliticalComedy #Iceland #MidwestComedy #ForYou 🇮🇸🔥

Quick minute from an incredible Saturday night with “Comedy in Iceland”
🇩🇪❤️🇮🇸
I brought the Northfolk:
• Romance
• Love
• Cultural appropriation
• And a PhD in sexual irresponsibility

They laughed. Hard.

Full 8-minute on YouTube.

🎥 youtu.be/0rPayrKpeSs

#StandUpComedy #LiveComedy
#OnlyFons

Quick Intermission regarding the #MAHA Ad.
#MakeR🍇pistNastyAgain

P.S.: how many kids could have been fed with these Millions?

Excuse me?!
Person!
PERSON!
My eyeS are up here!
☝🏻

Vom alten “Boots” zum “Re-Boots” – was lief, was nicht 😉. Morgen: “Comedy Bubbles” Stuttgart, 19:30. Fast aus-reserviert!
Kommt vorbei! 🇩🇪✨

Sagt mir Goodbye!

#ComedyBubbles #StuttgartComedy #GoodbyeDeutschland
#StandUp

Ich esse Frikadellensemmel und Pfälzer Saumagen
und danach gibt’s mein letztes Deutschland-Set dieser Reise.

🕢 Morgen Sonntag • 08.02.2026 • 19:30
🎤 Comedy Bubbles
🎟️ Eintritt frei (Reservierung nötig)

Das Finale. Punkt.

#comedy #standup #comedybluesky #livecomedy #germancomedy

Last chance 🇩🇪🎤
My last comedy show in Germany (for this visit) is happening this Sunday in Stuttgart.
Come by, laugh with me, before I disappear back across the Atlantic.
Comedy Bubbles · 7:30 PM

#StandUpComedy #LiveComedy #LastShow #ComedyInGermany #Stuttgart

Poser! In the best way possible! 😉

Your dedication is inspiring! 💪🏼

6 years ago I met the most amazing man.
Robby is my best companion, safest place, favorite adventure, and biggest love.

We’ve crossed countries, survived life, and built something steady in a crazy world.

I love you. Ich liebe dich, Robby. 🤍

P.S. A day late — privileged white old man style.

Stuttgart - Warmes Heimspiel im Reboots in Stuttgart!

Alphabet Mafia 🌈 und Bären: kommt vorbei und schaut ob ich heftiger “b💣mbe” als gestern!

Es wird ein Fest!

19:30 Uhr, Reboots Stuttgart!

#Stuttgart #Comedy #StandUp #OnlyFons

Was für ein Abend gestern bei Comedy Bubbles ✨
Tolles Publikum, richtig gute Energie –
und ein neuer Joke für alle, die die Geschichte kennen.

Mehr sag ich nicht. 👀🎤

#StandUpComedy #ComedyBubbles #NewJoke #LiveComedy #OnlyFons #Stuttgart #BadenWuerttemberg

Tonight - next Show:

In Stuttgart at Comedy Bubbles!

19:30 Uhr!

Let’s have a Blast!
And eat Döner afterwards!

#Standup #Comedy #Stuttgart

POV: You come back to Germany and immediately
🥨 eat butterbrezels
🧖‍♂️ get naked with strangers
🎤 explain why ICE is derailing the USA

📍 Stuttgart
🎭 Comedy Bubbles
🗓 Tomorrow & Monday

Come for comedy.
Stay for the European concern. 😌

#ComedyTok #GermanTok #Stuttgart #StandUpComedy #ExpatTok