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Posts by Jazzwamp

Beware, they have water fountains.

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Look at my chart:

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Well, don't tell me NOT to lick it. Gotta have that delicious green fuzzy lollipop now.

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Their coach or teacher is supposed to stay until each one is picked up. God knows I did and sometimes our trips ended at 2:00 in the morning or later.

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Did you know Rockwell painted other paintings? I'm sick of seeing this one 8 times a day.

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They closed Alcatraz because "Saltwater" Johnson, the first warden made the choice to use saltwater for toilet water, and wherever possible to save transporting potable water. It corroded the infrastructure and led to the crumbling of the concrete and pipes and the closing. You'd have to raze it.

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And I will defend your right, SIR, with tears in my eyes, a big man who has never wept before...

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Send them to the front office.

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The Cat Apple Watch, of course. You leave your credit card laying around and this is what happens.

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Not voting is voting Republican. Tell him that.

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Egg....

Egggg....ster......

Egggg....ster......mi......

Egggg....ster......mi......nate.

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

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It looks like I'm not the only one who can't think about nothing but licking that rock, now.

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Harry Potter? Really?

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I've done that since Day One. I assumed everyone does that.

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There's gonna be a lot less sex after she and her dad leave.

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I didn't want to lick it until you told me not to lick it. Now I can only think about it.

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a man is smiling and touching his forehead . ALT: a man is smiling and touching his forehead .

I'd like to argue that but...

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To be fair, the Daleks are actually cyborgs as are the Cybermen. They are not a machine species. Gotta love sci fi.

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To be fair, the Daleks's greeting was "Exterminate" and all they did was exterminate, so their goal was extermination.

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A piano is a potential grenade with the tension in the tens of thousands of pounds. If it snaps the framp, the casing becomes shrapnel. Don't try this. At music school, the piano tuner had pictures of pianos that had been destroyed by drunk students. The frame went through concrete walls.

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Jeez. Patel is Vice-Presidential material and we just didn't know it.

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I'm not. My ex-wife met one who called Maryland Evil-land and told her he has 12 unregistered guns. Last week. A church going MAGA who just pretends the Pedophile evidence is...LALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALA.

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This is all to teach trump to keep his big mouth shut and for Russell Vought that his ideas will not all work to destroy America.

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Subpoenas?

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With words and not just pictures. I'm betting that, too. And no people sitting on benches exchanging paper bags full of cash.

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My boys don't snore. I put their little c-pap masks on them every night.

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Strong angels came up to me weeping, and said, SIR, with tears in their eyes, big manly angels."

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"In the beginning, Trump created the heavens and the earth."

How is that not about him?

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That's why I'm buying less and less from Amazon.

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I want to see more Russell Vought in the Roller Coaster. That son-of-a-bitch has made Trump competent.

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