a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and says someone should call the ambulance ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and says someone should call the ambulance

I wonder if they want more cries with their wahhhburgers

John Cena and Andy Dick

Cena Dick

Based

Holy shit that's great hahaha

Where have I heard this song and dance before? @questauthority.bsky.social @kathryntewson.bsky.social

That lines up perfectly with the theme song too

Wat

They would have been mediocre status quo presidents and their mediocre campaigns are proof of it. Just more DNC shilling. They can all GTFO and make way for the Socialist Democrats who embody real change and progressive values

Yay! I win 😊

That looks sick as hell. What is that purple guy an Atogg?

@margreymatter.bsky.social I too roll 1's all the time. Whenever I trip or drop something in my head it's because I failed a skill check

Because people are perfectly liked up with camera angles ready to record

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Where is the outrage over Skrmetti? On the far right's campaign to create uncertainty. And the powerful institutions that helped along the way.

It was ridiculous of Roberts to do so, but he did.

And, as I explained at the time, more than that, the “debate” was manufactured. Extremists forced the topic, first by talking about it, then by pushing it into broader and more mainstream sources until courts could claim there was a debate.

shoutout to this c-span caller

THE TR Q&A Kat Abughazaleh on Losing, Mutual Aid, and What Comes Next The upstart candidate for the Illinois House fell short on election night, but she may have pioneered a new way of community-based campaigning. Ana Marie Cox March 25, 2026

You closed the gap significantly in the final week. What do you think you figured out too late—or did you just leave it all on the field? I truly feel like we left it all on the field. But with another week, that's another week of dishonest AIPAC ads, or them straight-up advertising for my progressive opponents to split the field. They had to invent new forms of rat fucking because they couldn't win clean. I was talking to my therapist this morning, and I told her it just feels unfair—we never went after anyone's personal life, we didn't do any dirty tricks. She asked if I could go back, would I have done those things? And the honest answer is no. But it doesn't make it suck less.

What's next for you? We're trying to figure out how to scale the mutual aid model—not just keeping our hub going but offering it as almost a pilot program for voter turnout to candidates across the country, especially at the state and local level. A lot of people running have already reached out asking for advice on working with 501(c) (3)s, making events accessible, keeping the barrier to entry low. We want this to be the expectation, not the exception.

A week after the election, I talked with @anamariecox.bsky.social about our race, AIPAC, and how we’re trying to not just keep *our* mutual aid operation going, but make it a nationwide strategy: newrepublic.com/article/2080...

Thank you!!!! Yes please let's stop thinking he's smart or doing grandiose things. He's a narcissistic serial liar. He lies about his weight, his golf score, his net worth, the projected forecasted path of a hurricane, his relationship with Jeffery Epstein, his sexual assaults and rapes. It's a lot

The most famous liar in the world lied.

Let's not overthink it.

He lies. That's what he does.

But the one orange braincell was startled

Whoppers Jr reads as weird as Attorneys General

Never. Same for raisinettes or M&M's

Israel said the same thing about Hamas after Israel got caught blowing up hospitals and schools

Man if only we had a vaccine for it

American bases aren't exactly hidden or secretive either. Satellites also exist and have for a while

"Hey Mrs Abraham Lincoln!
Other than your husband's fuckin brains that were leakin
How'd you think that play was this weekend?"

Eminem

I cashed out some investments a few weeks ago and saved a few thousand already from the massive dip they would have taken

AOC: If people like Kristi Noem, Kash Patel, and Pam Bondi violate the law, there are supposed to be consequences. These are people who call themselves law enforcement officers. The message they’re sending is that they can cover up for pedophiles and street executions. That cannot be acceptable.

It's because he's guilty of child rape and he doesn't want anyone to dig any more