I love how in new shows or movies, any flashbacks are from 2019 or before. Like we’ve all collectively decided that we just aren’t going to talk about COVID lol

I truly believe that two shirts could be made out of the exact same material but the grey one will be more comfortable

The Age of Adeline is one of my very favorite movies and it’s leaving Netflix soon. Please practice self care today and watch this movie. Gobless

I’m frickin stupid too - but no billionaire status for me

The original White Lotus intro was the best one I said what I said

Yea your 30s are great until you have to spend ALL your vacation time on weddings 🤦‍♂️

Water sliding in El Yunque rainforest

Checking in from Condado Beach in San Juan 👋

I was just reading my book on the beach and this very friendly horse came up to say hello

First full day in Puerto Rico. Went snorkeling at Icacos Island - I think it’s called

Im mad at Ozempic for getting rid of dad bods. Boycott!

I have that same shirt 😁

Just a fun little doodle

A sword and crown sort of doo hickey 😁

Someone please mentor me on how to get rich

Tattoo appointment scheduled ✅
Skeet about it ✅

No cheating, your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.

Oh jeez 😬

I think I have newfound obsession for the Witcher series

Went to a gay bar for the first time in a long time and I felt very old

Day #1 of being in my 30’s

I turn 30 on Sunday and I have no idea what to do since it’s going to be cold as balls

Happy new years! Here’s a picture of me with a towel animal

Oh boy, I’ve seen how y’all’s grandmas drive. I think it’s gonna be the reindeer getting ran over this year

One of my favorite things is when a sock comes out of the dryer and it’s not inside out

For every snowfall I gain another gray hair

Didn’t have any service so I wasn’t able to check in when I was in the Bahamas but here is a late pic of the beautiful beach. It was definitely my favorite stop on the cruise

I was on a Carnival cruise! 😁

Checking in from Turks & Caicos 🇹🇨👋

Checking in from the Dominican Republic 👋

If you’re under 5’9” can I get a hooyyyaaaaa