Received a text from my farrier saying she saw my horse had lost a shoe so she duct taped him up since he's scheduled for tomorrow and that she hoped that was okay

Like girl- you've been doing his feet for like a decade, if it's okay with you it's okay with me 🤷‍♀️

Treating myself like a dog and giving myself a treat after I take my meds

Pro tip- have a migraine beforehand so you can't focus on panicking about it :)))

Shoutout to my husband for having fire dental insurance 🔥

Going to leave the barn only to see my horse, butt facing the fence looking out into the pasture in the rain, like a woman on the widow's watch waiting for her husband to return from the sea

Obsessed with the person at the barn asking me when I got married and my response being "before I started riding here" bc she forgot that I've always been married since she's known me

Not my bank sending me an email titled "want an easy way to boost your savings?"

Bruh, the easiest way would be for me to be employed again thank you and good night

King Henry VIII:

Yes, just the left, I have very old tall boots from hs that I refit into again and since I'm unemployed I didn't want to have to pay for new boots or new zippers

Right boots for both pairs were completely fine 🤷‍♀️

Shoutout to the YouTube tutorial that was quick and to the point and helped me fix the zippers on both left riding boots that kept splitting

I suspect the Pope sounds "woke" to many Christian conservatives because the US is steeped in prosperity theology, where the point of worship is to deliver health and wealth to believers. Thus, "feed the hungry" and "show mercy for the poor" sounds needlessly political and "woke."

Oh hell yeah interview offer acquired fuck yeah

I can't get over family members using Grok unironically as a search function

Why in the fresh hell would you not listen to your trainer when they tell you to get a schoolmaster and instead go out and buy a newly OTTB???

Update: He deserves rights again, he didn't kill me even though it was windy and I was riding in jump tack

What do you mean you see your niece and niece-in-law wearing cute bunny ears for Easter and tell them that they're ready for the Playboy Bunny Club unprompted 😬

I would love it if my husband's creepy uncle would leave already 🙏

Horse girl movie where in the end they don't even need to raise the money to keep the farm bc the evil group realizes that the zoning laws will never allow them to bulldoze the place and commercialize the area

Today on, does my horse deserve rights? He saw me pull up while standing at the gate and decided to walk all the way to the shelter in the middle of the field surrounded by mud

I can't believe my son (Rowdy) wrote this article and didn't tell me he was published

Exciting news everyone, in the year of our Lord 2026 there are still in fact TSCs that need to hide the horse dewormer underneath the register :)))

Found an old video of Rowdy's former owner riding him and the vindication I felt when he also ran out on her at a jump his worse way

Ngl my handwriting goes kind of hard

Explaining that my horse was gelded after 3 bc of his being malnourished before being rescued and that's why he's on the short & chunky side

Will now ride the high of someone telling me my horse has a cute canter unprompted today

Winter Olympics? Time to check up on the kid who I graduated with and see how he's doing- ah yes, still snowboarding, nice

We need to talk about Petz Dogz 2 for the wii bc what the fuck was up with that fever dream of a game 😭

Of course the man who was using his children's custody over his soon to be ex-wife as leverage gave up when he realized that raising kids required work and he hadn't had to do that up until now 🙄

Is the worsening of your own health in the room with us right now?

All of them