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Posts by Slim Heilpern

"That van that brought us from gig to gig"

"That van that brought us from gig to gig"

Our scrapbooks serve as a scattershot index into our personal stories, with each item surfacing deep (if not completely accurate) memories. And its the subject of our latest single: slimandpenny.com/pages-of-our...

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The Agriculture Secretary sent an agency-wide email titled "He has risen!" that told the story of Christ.

Separation of Church is just the latest Constitutional principle this administration is destroying.

The Founding Fathers are rolling in their graves.

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In a nutshell. 😊

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ROFL!

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"The Children of the New." 😄😅😆

And man, we burned the fuck out of so many CDs.🥹💿

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Come on down to Crazy Don’s Gas Emporium!

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We should not move on from the President threatening to annihilate a civilization.

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Boiling frogs

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Scientists invented a fake disease. AI told people it was real Bixonimania doesn’t exist except in a clutch of obviously bogus academic papers. So why did AI chatbots warn people about this fictional illness?

"Within weeks ... major artificial-intelligence systems began repeating the invented condition ... The fake papers were then cited in peer-reviewed literature. Osmanovic Thunström says this suggests that some researchers are relying on AI-generated references without reading the underlying papers."

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Trump statement threatening Iran to open Strait of Hormuz

Trump statement threatening Iran to open Strait of Hormuz

This is a horrifying threat of genocidal war crimes. The lives of civilians and service members alike are at stake here.

Congress must stop this war and remove Trump from the White House.

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Final Planet of the Apes scene with half buried Statue of Liberty on beach.

Final Planet of the Apes scene with half buried Statue of Liberty on beach.

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

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"He wanted it big. He wanted lots of gold, lots of marble. He wanted visitors awestruck by his architectural expansion of the country’s symbolic seat of power."

{gift link} www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

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I think he knows this is where he'll end up, in the bunker.

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We need the lawsuits brought to specifically charge racial discrimination in these firings and blocked promotions.

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Cartoon showing a man resembling Donald Trump lying on a therapist’s couch while a therapist asks, “The Iranians you’ve been talking to for 2 days — are they in the room with us now?”, suggesting imagined or exaggerated interactions.

Cartoon showing a man resembling Donald Trump lying on a therapist’s couch while a therapist asks, “The Iranians you’ve been talking to for 2 days — are they in the room with us now?”, suggesting imagined or exaggerated interactions.

😂

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“This is one of the most grotesque crimes of our time.”

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It is *fascinating* to me how quickly some people have gone completely from “we all must work in the office! human collaboration is vital and only happens in person!” to “I can replace all these pesky people with chatbots!” Definitely some commentary there about our society and who gets to choose.

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Government shutdown hits spring break travel with hours-long TSA lines A partial shutdown impacting the Department of Homeland Security left some travelers waiting hours at airport security checkpoints.

We offered to fund TSA. No conditions. Republicans refused.

They want the hostage, to extract more ICE money with. No ICE reforms

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"Jews don't belong in American society."

Imagine a sitting member of Congress tweeting that. You can't. Thankfully, it'd never happen. And *if* it did, it'd be the end of their career and the biggest story in America.

But Ogles can say this about Muslims without any censure.

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Terrific band, great album!

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Compromise: Permanently set the clocks halfway between Daylight and Standard times.

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Sunlight travels 93 million miles to reach the earth None of them through the Strait of Hormuz

Sunlight travels 93 million miles to reach the earth

None of them through the Strait of Hormuz

billmckibben.substack.com/p/sunlight-t...

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I continue to be gobsmacked at 1) how common this formulation is 2) how antisemitic and generally bigoted it is 3) and how for all the talk of anti-semitism this is never cited as an example even though it’s quite literally the original incarnation.

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Also Marco Rubio: Our shared Christian faith must dictate our most consequential decisions about who gets to enter and join our society

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Excellent advice right here.

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American humanists are committed not to governments or nation-states, but to the safety and dignity of every human being. The Iranian people deserve peace, safety, and the right to self-determination - now, and always.

(To be clear - we don’t support temporary wars, either.)

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Send ICE agents to Iran. They already have the outfits.

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Donald Trump in 2012:

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Weird they dragged in Hillary Clinton when there's another First Lady right there in the White House who actually knew Jeffrey Epstein.

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