brother waffle ain't the only kind of batter we g-

Actually I can't finish this bit and I'm going to make my way to a monastery.

a hotel guest is a sort of Beast that can be told what time breakfast starts at check in and see the signs that say the hours that breakfast starts and still ask "where's breakfast" a whole hour before breakfast was even a twinkle in its daddy's eye

you know what's hot. having a micro in your hand freak out and try to run off the side so you keep putting your other hand in front of them in an endless loop and trap them like that til they collapse from exhaustion and submit to whatever you're about to do to them.

Finally finding your phone in your apartment (you could have swore you left it by your bed last night) and opening the browser to see the search history:
"do they make phones for borrowers"
"how to reveal yourself to a crush"
"what if my crush hates me"
"how not to be afraid of humans"
"cat videos"

A giant who is seemingly just docile to you. They don't budge, but they don't bother. They watch you as you crawl on them, but they don't say anything. They disregard you as they read their book, but when you accidentally fall, they catch you and set you back down without a word.

caption from a video that reads, "Drag, kings are growing and they're getting bigger and bigger but..."

god i sure hope they are

my back hurts from having such a FAT RACK and SCOLIOSIS. which one of these things is more at fault for it? YOU DECIDE!

Hornet and Samus

A high-heeled shoe with a tiny man cowering in the space between the body and the stem, as though the shoe has just stomped down and narrowly missed him.

darn, just missed him
#obie #cherie

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

making you all look at Him again

Jasper with his legs on the front counter of his shop. He's filing his nails as he looks over in annoyance at an unseen person, remarking "Do I look like I know where your friend is? Buy something or get out of my hair." There's a tiny person squished inside his boot.

EVERYONE LOOK AT THE JASPER I GOT FROM @jabberfoxy.bsky.social RIGHT MEOW!!!!!!

how dare a bunch of trannies and their inconvenient “medical needs” get in the way of our fantasies about the Woke Pope

Jasper with his legs on the front counter of his shop. He's filing his nails as he looks over in annoyance at an unseen person, remarking "Do I look like I know where your friend is? Buy something or get out of my hair." There's a tiny person squished inside his boot.

EVERYONE LOOK AT THE JASPER I GOT FROM @jabberfoxy.bsky.social RIGHT MEOW!!!!!!

whas goin on.........are we alive.....

🫵 you want one of these so bad yes you do

Wunby's Pay What You Want Commissions. $30 USD Base Price. You pick the color. Paypal/Cashapp Only. See replies for more details. An anthro bat gestures at the example images and says, "I wanna visit my husband! Buy some porn and support long distance gay love!"

ok we're giving it a shot! DMs are opened up so feel free to message me there. i reserve the right to refuse a comm for any reason, but i'll put a list of preferences & hard no's in the replies. please send the full commission idea & your price in your initial message when requesting!

ok testing the waters again. pay what you want commissions base price $30 USD? complexity scales w payment? monochrome pencil style (what my most recent comics have been in)? you pick the color? maybe comics if ya nasty but that would take some negotiation?

Still really proud of this one ngl

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#sizesky #kink #bondage #giantess

LRP HELLO??????

god damn it even provides clips

looks at mazus. well i do have That weird cunty faery.

oooh...it's faepril you say... and you're researching fairies?... no no I'm listening... keep talking hehehe

w...wehh.... 😳

i'd participate in faepril but im one of those boring people that likes their fae as Weird Cunty Elves

crow in an all black fit with long, billowing sleeves and pants, a corseted top, and silver buckles. he looks smug about it.

sorcerer

3D Render. 5 Panel Comic. Panel 1. Elspeth the elf and Ungrid the half orc are laying in bed in a tender embrace. Elspeth is wearing a lacy black thong and matching robe. Ungrid is wearing only a pair of underwear. Elspeth traces a finger along her partner's chest and says "Darling, I know the holidays are over... but I have another gift for you." Ungrid answers "How did I end up so lucky?" Panel 2. Elspeth reaches for something off screen, asking of Ungrid "Close your eyes." Ungrid obliges, closing her eyes as she says "Peepers shut." Panel 3. Ungrid holds up a pair of rather plain panties and excitedly says "Ta-da!" Ungrid asks "...Panties?" Elspeth answers "Not just any panties, darling. ENCHANTED panties." "Ungrid, with quiet awe, says "Enchanties..." Panel 4 (Drawn by ToweringKlau) An elf woman sits at a desk, writing a letter with a feather quill. On the desk, a pair of panties is seen glimmering. Elspeth narrates over the scene "Our forebears used to enchant garments like this all the time!" Panel 5. (Also drawn by ToweringKlau) A barbarian woman with warpaint sits alone in a bed chamber, wearing the glimmering panties, feeling some sense of pleasure. Elspeth continues "With the simplest spell, distant lovers could feel each other's tender touch."

3D Render, 4 panel comic. Panel 1. The two share another embrace in the wake of Elspeth's story. Ungrid holds the panties with an exuberant look as she says "Oh, I get it! It's like one of those remote control vibrator thingies." Elspeth, perking her head up from Ungrid's shoulder, has a look of mild annoyance as she says "Wh-hey, no." Panel 2. Elspeth sits up in the bed, looking at Ungrid rather miffed. She explains "This is NOT like that. This is romantic and cool and magical!" Ungrid says "Relax, babe. I'm just kidding!" Panel 3. The pair get comfortable again. Ungrid looks over the panties with a contemplative look and says "I love it, but... we're together all the time. When would we need these?" Elspeth says "well..." Panel 4. Elspeth leans in close, whispering tenderly in Ungrid's ear as she says "I was thinking... we could be naughty... and bring them to work." After a pause, Ungrid simply says "Ok."

3D Render. 4 Panel comic. Panel 1. Surprised, Elspeth recoils in mild shock, saying "Wait-huh-WUH?! Miss goodie-goodie has no objections?!" Ungrid replies "It sounds kinda fun, really!" Panel 2. Ungrid sits up in the bed and leans forward, still holding the panties as she explains. "Besides. If you absolutely MUST be a freak at work, this is healthier than shrinking people, right?" Panel 3. Elspeth gives Ungrid and exuberant hug as the pair look at the panties in Ungrid's hands. Elspeth exclaims "Oh, my love. You're the BEST!" Ungrid retorts "Yea I'm pretty cool. But since this was your idea..." Panel 4. Ungrid gently rests a hand on Elspeth's face, using her thumb to stroke her partner's lips as she continues "How about YOU break them in?" Elspeth lustfully says "I can manage that~"

3D Render. 3 Panel comic. Panel 1. Text at the top of the screen reads "The Next Morning..." We see an extreme close up of one of Elspeth's eyes. The eye is surging with a deep magenta colour as a heart appears in her pupil, the outsides of the frame blurring as she experiences the power of the underwear. She (telepathically) says to Ungrid, who is offscreen, "Oh, Ungrid! This feels euphoric!" Ungrid replies "This telepathy spell is pretty nifty too!" Elspeth continues "I don't know how we didn't think of this sooner." Panel 2. The shot cuts to the underside of Elspeth's desk at work, showing her legs and lower half as she sits in her office chair. She is wearing lacy floral nylons, her black skirt-button up-blazer combo, and the magic panties. The panties glow with power as her legs are spread open wide. Ungrid says "Sounds like you're ready for another hit. Lemme boost the power." as the panties glow a deeper shade of magenta. Elspeth coos and says "It feels divine!" Panel 3 begins to overlap with panel 2. Wherein Sir Doug, a man in a business suit and knight helmet, has now approached Elspeth for some casual conversation, unaware of what she's experiencing. He begins to make idle chat as Elspeth, resting her elbows against the top of her desk with her head in her hand, angrily says to Ungrid "Oh, shit. There's a peon jabbering away at me, DO SOMETHING." Ungrid cheekily responds "10-4, loud and clear. Upping the power a little more." Elspeth winces as she experiences more heightened pleasure, letting out a terse "Ffuck youu." Ungrid simply responds "Later."

If you pay very close attention, there are subtle clues that this was the first thing I wrote after the new year.