"hey buddy, i dont come to where you work and knock the dick out of your mouth--"

thank you i had to draw his stupid facial hair painstakingly by hand

theyre giving me an award for being the worlds most normalest guy tomorrow

artemis ii view from my balcony + artemis i snoopy :)

lets all have a weird fucking week

kissy so beautiful!!

i love watching videos of sweet and patient horses because they absolutely do not have to be nice. i think horses have a huge capacity for evil and they're would be absolutely justified to act on it

i only watched the first season (and really enjoyed it!) but never went back for it. im happy to live in peace

LITERALLY SO AWESOME!!!! UR AMAZING!

hi everyone guess what

new game out now! codepen.io/muhruh/pen/z...

YAY HAVE FUN! i have a bigger one coming soon (likely today)

test A code demo by Kaitlyn Thompson created on CodePen

i forgot to post it here...if yall saw that 45x45 puzzle going around a couple weeks ago, i made a 15x15 version with help from my friend :) codepen.io/editor/Kaitl...

if you live in orlando you get to go to the theme parks on field trips and im not joking

how did the Marble Hornets guys manage to hire DOUG JONESS to be The Operator (slenderman . btw)

STOPPP THIS PHOTO IS SO SWEET!!

was anyone going to tell me that mac tonight was played by doug jones or did i have to learn that from naddpod

"what country is HT-ohhhhhh"

its so awesome that Haiti's country abbreviation is HT

yeah sorry im beaming them right into your brain. new advertising technique

computer. burial ground by the decemberists. loud enough to kill

you HAVE to say "without me? 🥺" anytime someone mentions showering. its enrichment

doing ur t shot perfectly feels like getting a critical hit

btw my friends..... im getting an apartment with my best friend soon .... if youre interested in sleeping on a couch or perhaps a comfortable air mattress..... i know a guy

this fic idea has been rattling around in some form or another since maybe 2018 so yknow. probably needs to cook a little bit longer

havent written fic properly in maybe 15 years but its time to go to sleep and suddenly im filled with words

remember how we used to run....

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did you know you can now get the ebook of my queer sci-fi MOBY-DICK retelling on bookshop.org? well now you do! 💙📚🌈

ouuuhh.... i know her....

(has 1 drink) does anyone want to think about campaign star wars