While we are at it, the last time Sp*rs won a match -
⦿ Venezuela wasn't attacked
⦿ Many had not heard about Strait of Hormuz
⦿ Amorim was Utd manager
⦿ Maresca was Chelski manager
⦿ Alonso was Madrid manager
⦿ De Zerbi was Marseille Manager
⦿ Thomas Frank was...
Football's a game of very fine margins. If Havertz had put that header 6 inches lower. Or if Man City hadn't breached the rules 115 times without being sanctioned. So exciting. What a sport.
I'd love to live in a world that talks about Man City being cheats more than they talk about Arsenal being bottlers.
Oh, no! I didn't even know it already happened. I didn't see it on the website when I looked the other day and got no notifications or ballot alert on my calendar. 😭
I firmly believe that the reason we've had so many injuries is that Win wasn't in the men's team pics at the beginning of the season. That and Ødegaard's cursed goatee.
By my records, Arsenal have missed an average of 4.26 senior first team players per match this season.
Havertz has missed the most matches (33), then Odegaard (24), Merino (19), Jesus (19), Dowman (21), Hincapie (15), Saka (12) Calafiori (12), Mosquera (11), White (11), Madueke (11)
can’t wait to never see Bernardo Silva again
Manifest more for us, please!
This game is about — Super talented cheaters Vs Hardworking good guys... 😉
Blue Moon is apt for City given that's when we'll see the verdict on their 115 charges.
If I might allow myself a brief moment to speak from the heart...
Don't do it for the badge. Don't do it for the fans. Don't even do it for yourself.
Do it because it will make Noel Gallagher sad.
Whatever happens today it is, forever and always, fuck Manchester City
The league won’t be decided today no matter how much the whole of football complex wants you to think it is. It’s going to go to the wire no matter what. Play your best, be bold and leave it all on the pitch lads. COYG.
Just did my grocery shopping, and a guy at Sainsbury's came up to me in my new Arsenal jacket, pointed at the badge, and tapped his heart. 🥹 🔴⚪️
I have to wonder if we saw his best performances when he ate 4 or when he ate 8. 😂
As a fellow pancake lover, I'd eat them today to try to manifest some goals from him, but they sadly made me super sick a couple of months ago, so it'll be a while before I eat any again. I do have rice pudding...
He's actually said he eats 5 pancakes before every game.
I really hope Declan Rice has his 5 pancakes today because what have we always said is the most important thing? Breakfast!
Everyone knows that to beat them, you just need to press hard and defend harder for it to work. It never does. These people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might.
But it might work for us.
By 6:30 things will either feel
1. Utterly amazing!
2. Great!
3. Like the demons of Hell have reached out from the abyss to drag us into their pitt of eternal suffering
I need someone to convince Eze we're playing Spurs and convince Martinelli that this is the Champions League, please.
Tom Rosenthal. The actor/comedian, not the musician.
How well-spoken is Tom Hiddleston? Hope Arsenal players saw this.
I love him and I love that he loves the Arsenal too.
I briefly had a celebrity crush a few years ago on someone I'd actually interacted with a few times before. Then I found out he was an RFK Jr-loving conspiracy theorist, who likely would be an incel if he wasn't famous. That was enough to break the spell.
That's a shame. It should be done the James Acaster way every time! 😂
Don't be ridiculous. He doesn't get kicked in the chest. He gets strangled. 😂
Worth remembering in that time we’ve been plagued by injuries, whilst the biggest cheats in footballing history w best have panic-bought the best available PL-ready CB and winger for a combined £80m & their 3rd/4th choice CB is on £300k a week (which is our highest wage!) just to try to keep pace!!
I can only fully agree with this, but Ødegaard's seems particularly cursed.
Love this! Cat-holicism wins! I'm feline that it's Cat-astrophic for Trump fur sure! 😏🐾
