Born a year after Edwin Hubble discovered that our Milky Way galaxy was just one of countless other galaxies that populate the universe.
Smart, kind, and gentle. Not sure if they make 'em like that anymore.
RIP Jimmy Carter (1924 - 2024).
Posts by Fart
Dracula flow: I made her look up "space movie 1992" with the narrator turned on her iPhone 15 pro max in a public best buy
Dracula flow: I sucked the tummy-custard out of her and did tech-deck walking motions on her buffalo soldier while listening to GTA 4 theme music
When you:
If the sun isn't giving us the amount of energy we need, then i guess so
This...
youtu.be/-GC5rAX0xHg?...
Ok, I'm gonna get some shut eye, fucknight, everyone 🖕
when the clocks go back: 😾
when the clocks go forward: 😼
Turning the picture upside down makes it very silly
I promise 2025 will be... continued to eat cheez-its
Yeah, you're right, i won't let my cat dictate dinnertime ✊️😼
Looks a bit like mine, even has a goatee
He has a goatee
You WILL look at my cat 😾😼
(All on my bed)
"Twitter" and "x" are completely different breeds
You chew wood? Kinda "dammm" moment 🤔
Up dog
The cat is sooooo behind in taxes
Who. Is. This dingle wingle?
So elegant, so casual, yet simplistic. I like this cat 😻
Do you eat orangutan sauce with rice?
What am i supposed to do here?
Tell a joke? Maybe