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Born a year after Edwin Hubble discovered that our Milky Way galaxy was just one of countless other galaxies that populate the universe.

Smart, kind, and gentle. Not sure if they make 'em like that anymore.

RIP Jimmy Carter (1924 - 2024).

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Dracula flow: I made her look up "space movie 1992" with the narrator turned on her iPhone 15 pro max in a public best buy

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Dracula flow: I sucked the tummy-custard out of her and did tech-deck walking motions on her buffalo soldier while listening to GTA 4 theme music

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Pinterest

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When you:

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If the sun isn't giving us the amount of energy we need, then i guess so

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Me when I'm happy and wanna sit in the corner:

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Lovebite?

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RICK AND MORTY MCDONALD'S SZECHUAN SAUCE FREAKOUT!!!! (ORIGINAL VIDEO)
RICK AND MORTY MCDONALD'S SZECHUAN SAUCE FREAKOUT!!!! (ORIGINAL VIDEO) YouTube video by Chairman Mar

This...
youtu.be/-GC5rAX0xHg?...

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Ok, I'm gonna get some shut eye, fucknight, everyone 🖕

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when the clocks go back: 😾
when the clocks go forward: 😼

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Turning the picture upside down makes it very silly

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I promise 2025 will be... continued to eat cheez-its

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Yeah, you're right, i won't let my cat dictate dinnertime ✊️😼

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Looks a bit like mine, even has a goatee

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He has a goatee

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You WILL look at my cat 😾😼
(All on my bed)

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"Twitter" and "x" are completely different breeds

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You chew wood? Kinda "dammm" moment 🤔

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Up dog

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The cat is sooooo behind in taxes

The cat is sooooo behind in taxes

Who. Is. This dingle wingle?
So elegant, so casual, yet simplistic. I like this cat 😻

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Do you eat orangutan sauce with rice?

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What am i supposed to do here?
Tell a joke? Maybe

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Track 3 goes hard!

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