This is the funniest thing I have seen in some time.
Posts by Tim Obermueller
Today's beer special is "Whatever We Give You and If You Don't Like it, Die."
A picture of Janet and Bad Janet from the tv show The Good Place. Janet has been drawn over to look like a Craftworld Eldar and Bad Janet looks like a Dark Eldar / Drukhari. Drukhari Bad Janet is farting contemptuously. Thank you to @caitlinroseboyle.com who made this for me.
We finally figured out the Eldar / Dark Eldar distinction in Warhammer 40k.
What if you made a gross organic gun as the starter weapon?
I work with paper all day wtf
The Nebraska Supreme Court struck a brief from an attorney that written by AI and had made-up quotes and cases. The attorney doubled down on the lie that it wasn't AI. The Nebraska Supreme Court referred this attorney to the Counsel for Discipline. So far, that has just meant a fine but we'll see.
Yeeeooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Tea in thermos for when I forget about it.
Sorry- Midwest USA
It was more at dining room tables as finished basements were less common back then, but some, yes.
Now, it's still mostly dining room tables but because most people who have basements have a finished living room down there, mostly couches & small or no table.
It's almost officially spring, so your father has been feverishly working in the garage with his brewing kit. His only response to any prompt is "S' Pilsner season, got to make the Pilsner." If you bother him enough he'll send you to forage for "about a shirt-full" of elderflower.
I've always liked Archaeopteryx
Kentrosaurus also good
I sometimes worry that too many people think being a good critic means being a self-righteous dick about every little thing and I think far too many miss the point that you can't critique anything if you don't know how to love something.
Greenhearth Necromancer is a “semi-idle” magical gardening game sim, but what does that mean? ⏰
It means that while you sketch, write, or research, you can tend to your garden and watch them grow! 🌱
Give it a try with our free demo on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/2127570/...
That is something I appreciated during the demo like "oh, this potion takes 15 actual minutes to brew, so I'm gonna get myself a cup of coffee."
Remembering meeting with a salesperson who made a big deal out of ordering a massive tomahawk steak, got through maybe half of it, and just left it unfinished cause they were driving several hours home after dinner.
Leon Kennedy has a power his antagonists couldn't even dream of: i-frames.
🌞 SOL CESTO - FULL ANIMATED TRAILER 🌞
Sol Cesto 1.0 finally has a release date! Dive into the final version of our weird roguelite on April 10, 2026.
We can’t wait for you to discover all the endings 👀
Please help us spread the word 🙌
Fright Train is a survival horror game taking place on a train in Antarctica: keep it running to avoid the deadly cold while fighting off zombies!
We're making good progress on the game's survival mode, which will be featured in a demo coming this April! 🧟❄️ #trailertuesday
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okay it's been a minute since we properly ran @mothership.bsky.social and we need to kick the dust off. What's y'all's favorite MoSh 1-shot?
Usually takes around 3 hours, though sometimes I've had to redline all but the center hex for time purposes to wrap things up.
Takes a bit of prep, but running for a single group has been fine.
I usually roll up the group's staring point and make sure I'm familiar with the surrounding hexes. I'll roll and drop some rival groups onto a list that I can grab quickly as well.
Bloodfields at Blackstar Station is always a delight, not that I need to tell you that!
I'd second Bones and Videotape from Hull Breach, fun and creepy.
An ancient Roman twenty-sided dice made of clear quartz and inscribed on each face with different letters and numerals.
An ancient Roman quartz icosahedron. Roughly 2000 years old.
I wonder if they used it to play AD&D or BC&D?
"Artists peak at 30", "30 under 30", "by 30 you should" ridiculous. Arts industries capital craves young people to exploit and burn out. It doesn't want older artists thriving and guiding the young. It also doesn't want artists to exist. Stop letting cannibals tell you you only matter on a plate.