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Posts by Cheshire Cafe

Waking up to Trump allegedly attempting to use nukes last night was ever bit of evidence I need they going back to bed would be a good ideas right now.

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Pizza Break
comm for Eyduria

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Perhaps confused is the wrong word.

Maladaptive self denial maybe.

When humans spend too long burying basic personal truths about themselves, something in their head just kinda... snaps.

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I often wonder if a considerable amount of misogyny is actually confused homosexual jealousy.

"I just feel like I can't be understood on a deep level by a woman. I need a bro. I need a man. I need a daddy. I need -" squelching noises ensue.

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Men like that would have either been dedicated cup bearers or eunuchs and valued for nothing else in the "ancient" world they pretend to understand.

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I can dig it

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I think we're gonna see them drastically shift their view on the legality of substances if they think it'll help solve their birth rate problems or more disinhibited people having unprotected sex because they're too high to risk assess and impulse control.

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... Wouldn't the refusal to let the jury hear anything but accusation pretty much turn the jury against the prosecution by default?

I don't know what the odds of finding a majority of any number of people even after selection that would side with the US government right now.

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I almost feel sorry for this sad little man. He's so desperate for *any* accomplishment to bolster his own presidential ambitions.

Unfortunately it seems that Trump never quite got over the "betrayal" by his last VP and is determined to make sure Vance can't move an inch.

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"You're under arrest for not doing our job for us."

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Hihihi. Kid made first ever loaf of bread!

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a woman with red hair and glasses is wearing a striped shirt Alt: an old woman with red hair and glasses is wearing a striped shirt, and is quoted saying "Oh dear" in a dead pan delivery.
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... I wonder if popovers full of Japanese curry would be nice.

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a man in a suit and bow tie is standing next to a man in a judge 's robe . Alt: A gif of Ted Danson from The Good Place, wearing a blue suit and bow tie and turning on that evil charm with a huge green.

The end of season one of The Good Place really is a top ten tv moment. Ted Danson #1 forever.

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... you don't play fair.

*lalaflail*

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Do any of you guys play lethal company? If so do you have any OCs?

These are my OCs Pepper and Grey!

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... the last time I played, we were short on quota. In a moment if panic I have never seen before or since, one of my boyfriends immediately murdered the other team mate and myself and crammed our corpses into the payout window.

Sometimes I wonder about Possum...

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So uh. Turns out me, my editor, and every beta reader missed the fact that for two chapters in the middle of the book, a secondary antagonist changes her name. Ebooks will be updated but first edition prints are just gonna have that nice fun cute error in it lol

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Made some chili cheese fries on the side.

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Awful anxiety attack all morning, finally coming down. The sense of relief in crazy. And the exhaustion that follows being scared for four hours is intense.

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I could eat my weight in lemon curd.

There’s no point to this.
I just really want homemade lemon curd.

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Words that I find fun to say!

Indubitably.
Deluge.
Cantankerous.
Behooved.
Aghast and Agog.
Acrimoniously.
Disheveled.
Lascivious.
Recluse.
chanteuse.

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They have. You just have to have lost more blood than is safe to continue the first half. That's what happened with my scoliosis surgery.

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"Live off of" is a very strange way of interpreting a few purchases scattered across anywhere from a few weeks to a month or so.

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Shakespearean in how it flows.

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post TOS, Sci-fi. It makes fairly decent attempts to explain things even if they're not necessarily possible.

But maybe that's the trap of being a layman; It's not hard to make pseudoscience sound plausible if you sound confident enough.

Kate Mulgrew described the techno jargon as almost-

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Oh my. Why thank you darling!

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I need a sledgehammer. I am smol.

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Is phone sex still a thing? How does one land a gig in it? Inquiring minds eager to make money wish to know.

Or at least I do.

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