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Posts by Emmaly

Hey. I'm live now. You should come hang out. Bring some friends. They can meet my friends. It'll be great. I have snacks. And silly stream stuff. And probably some kind of shenanigans. Oh, and video games.

Anyway, come hang out and tell your friends to come, too. ❤️

www.twitch.tv/zunderscore

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Think about this: A retired game show host may end the world as we know it. Only a master satirist could write this scenario, but Mark Twain is dead.

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Especially when the human treating it as a vending machine is in management (especially the C-suite) and therefore thinks they should axe half their company and replace it with an LLM wrapper.

But also when it's just the programmer wanting a hand that doesn't use it sustainably.

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PRESIDENT: "We should have a national database of all legal US gun owners."

CONSERVATIVES: "YOU CAN'T DO THAT! THAT IS UNAMERICAN!! YOU CAN'T TRACK AMERICAN CITIZENS!!! IT'S AGAINST OUR LIBERTY!!!!"

PRESIDENT: "We will have a national database of all legal US voters."

CONSERVATIVES: [yawn]

3 days ago 5372 1678 103 52

I'm curious when Trump will declare that Red, White, and Blue are the color scheme of Trump, not of the United States. I know it's coming at some point.

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Video

“Hey look at that kitty.”
“Wait you saw a cat? I didn't see a cat.”
"Yeah, I saw a cat twice."
“Shit, we’re being A/B tested!”

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Members of Jan. 6 mob sue police who fended off Capitol attack Jan. 6 defendants are hopeful that the administration will look favorably on their claims.

"Members of the mob that stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021 are suing the federal government for tens of millions of dollars in damages, claiming [...] physical and emotional injuries."

EMOTIONAL INJURIES. Aww did they get their fee-fees hurt in their little attempt to overthrow the government?

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In recent days, AMA communications to the New York Times have requested a correction on their part to reflect the actual language the AMA used in response to their inquiry. Additionally, a letter to the editor has been submitted requesting a public correction—this was neither a policy change nor was it an endorsement of a position taken by another medical society. In addition, during Congressional testimony in mid-March, I had the opportunity to set the record straight stating to the Subcommittee on Health of the House Energy and Commerce Committee that there has been no change in AMA policy with respect to access to and provision of gender-affirming care. This will appear in the Congressional Record.

In recent days, AMA communications to the New York Times have requested a correction on their part to reflect the actual language the AMA used in response to their inquiry. Additionally, a letter to the editor has been submitted requesting a public correction—this was neither a policy change nor was it an endorsement of a position taken by another medical society. In addition, during Congressional testimony in mid-March, I had the opportunity to set the record straight stating to the Subcommittee on Health of the House Energy and Commerce Committee that there has been no change in AMA policy with respect to access to and provision of gender-affirming care. This will appear in the Congressional Record.

The American Medical Association directly responds to New York Times coverage mischaracterizing their posiiton on gender affirming care for trans young people.

cloud.e.ama-assn.org/newsletter?u...

1 week ago 3065 837 23 90

I have a Nobel Peace Prize joke, but Trump didn't get it

2 weeks ago 35 4 0 2

I just changed the filter on my fridge yesterday!

I'm not convinced rich people are rich through good, hard work or good decision making. I think they're rich because they started rich, or because they conned people into believing they are capable of more than basic delegation. (oops, they aren't)

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
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I know a few good clear options, but if you're looking for tint, you might need to consider mixing your own.

2 weeks ago 3 1 0 0

This tv show is so lame, all the villains are ludicrous caricatures.

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No matter what the future of AI looks like in software engineering can we at least agree that a product owner who has zero background in programming should not be sending AI-generated code to a senior developer with little notes like “hey would this work?”

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Anyone who voted for Trump in 2024, already knowing what a nepo baby fuckup he was, should throw themselves down an elevator shaft

3 weeks ago 27 5 0 0

“It was more important to take the budget deficit from $2T to zero”

“Did you reduce the deficit?”

“No”

Sums up DOGE pretty well

3 weeks ago 888 74 6 0

Hey, universe, could we maybe cool it with all the chilling reminders that our entire society is run by fucking toddlers clapping their hands and giggling because brown people city go boom?

4 weeks ago 3 1 0 0

The system was built by their parents to keep their children in power. Modern leadership is a metastization of generations of children who have played the entire game of life on their dead parent's save file.

They spawned into the world with diamond armor, but don't even know how to collect wood

4 weeks ago 40 8 2 2

I did webhosting and had a bunch of Class C allocations 😊

Now if I need one single address they make me document how it's used and why I can't just use another IP I already have. 😂

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I believe that if you're right wing almost anywhere you can just ignore court orders. But if you're not, then you better life a perfect life or they're coming for you.

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Male Democrats, and party-neutral men who don’t support Trump or MAGA aren’t lonely. My husband and I have a very fulfilling and happy marriage.

It’s not a “male” loneliness epidemic, it’s an “asshole” loneliness epidemic. The good news is that it’s a curable condition, men can stop being assholes

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I, on the other hand, welcome it. This is the party of Nixon, Reagan, Bushes, and, now, Trump in the modern era. At each turn it has been blatantly corrupt, openly homophobic, disgustingly sexist, beholden to White Fundamentalist Christianity Supremacy, gilded, and arrogantly privileged.

4 weeks ago 40 8 4 1

As a woman with straight/bi guy friends, I can assure you the answer is yes. TBH if I'm _actually_ friends with someone, there's a 90% chance I'd be down*

*only if their partner is cool with it. I ain't helping a man cheat, not ever.

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Can you believe this person out here lying to me like this

(but really do unclench and relax though)

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I know what happens when you hold an internal modem in your hand while it's still plugged into the phone line and someone calls you. (It hurts, if your fingers were in contact with the solder points on the card...)

[this is a delete+repost because I had a typo that made it unclear]

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My oldest domain was purchased in 1999. My first domain (no longer active) was purchased in 1995, and it had to be done via the US Postal Mail because there was no mechanism to buy and pay online. **I literally mailed them a check.**

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In case it helps, if it's on a domain you own, you could just forward all the email to a free mailbox you don't have to pay for (obviously you have to pay for the domain still). I'm uncozy with having someone else own my identity (like Gmail/etc) so I use my own domain instead, but host anywhere.

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I was 19 and living in rural Kansas. Her showing up right when 9/11 happened was like some kind of huge bomb that went off. Or maybe dynamite. It dislodged me from my "safe" job and forced me to go far, far away (PNW woot woot!) much like dynamite would do... but also quite painful.

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We also had a kid together. He'll be 24 years old this year... 😱

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so she was stuck in our apartment. She flirted with me ... and he got angry and *moved out* (like, what dude?) and she and I ended up sleeping together. I moved with her to her hometown a few months later. That's my story of how I got to my favorite place on earth (she was a terrible partner though)

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