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This belongs in a museum.

In this administration, the glass ceiling is underneath the bus.

Don't let Cillian Murphy see that

RIP to whatever Victorian child is introduced midseason

Ya gotta stop giving away these Strip Law Season 2 ideas as free skeets

“If you can believe your eye’s and ear’s”

Someone tell those dirty hippies an apostrophe never pluralizes a word

Jesse “22” Thorn

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865)

Home Movies (UPN / Adult Swim, 1999-2004)

Bluesky is being haunted by some sort of Regino Specter

How about "Cool and the Gang"?

chucklefucks?

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

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Jimmy Pardo dressed in a sharp suit, singing into a microphone and pointing at his off-camera band while he introduces the 20th anniversary celebration for his award-winning podcast, Never Not Funny

Our hero!

Flappers marquee showing the Never Not Funny anniversary show. I carefully cropped out Jay Leno and Jeff Garlin from the marquee because they both suck.

@nevernotfunny.com 20th anniversary show today! I got in line early (but forgot to apply sunscreen).

I learned this lesson getting a haircut the week of my wedding. Now I always say "leave them and I'll deal with them next time I shave"

every single fucking photograph of this guy looks like his game of three card monte was just interrupted by a beat cop clearing his throat

C = 2 π r y y y y ing
Over you

This idea was an episode of Gastronauts last year. A horse feedbag for gamers who don’t want to get their fingers greasy

I (a 5th generation Wisconsinite) was just tonight telling a colleague (visiting the US from abroad) a quick history of the last 15 years of state politics. Even he had heard of Walker, but in that “one hit wonder / where are they now” sort of way.

Also known as “what I drank instead of water from 1994 to 1997”

In light syrup??

Depluralize a movie:

Dial M for Crow

It’s like the whole show was cast from the best characters to ever step into a Comedy Bang Bang B-block

No, I am not still friends with Columbia House

gross.

Yeah when I clicked on this post it was 3 guys named Mike saying a woman should smile more and I felt like I had to balance it out somehow

Sorry! I just keep seeing that image about the Taylor/Lazar election and that looked more like Taylor than Lazar.

An image from a Chris Taylor for Wisconsin Supreme Court campaign email. A women with long red-brown hair and a denim vest smiles at a Black Labrador, who appears to be smiling at the camera.

Then you aren't getting campaign emails. It's not her fault Bolts keeps using this one photo every time they mention Wisconsin.