Plan a layabout day if ya can

Is it the first or the second? My first was fine. I was warned about the second and planned a layabout day

I’m not gay and I would tell the HB that I am going to find the nearest girl when I get on the ground and make out with her*

Whattayagonnadonow, baby??

*consensually

if this was "intelligent design" i would be able to take my tiddees off and put um away when they start gomn

Never wrong, just early

We’re stronger together than we are alone. Organizing your union and taking collective action gives you the power to stand up for what you deserve!

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MAPLE IS UP! THE FILLY IS UP!!!!

I AM GOING TO SEE A NEWBORN FOAL STAND FOR THE FIRST TIME ANY MINUTE NOW

Watching new foals practice running on TikTok

At my kid’s middle school, an assault of this type is a minimum 10 day with a disciplinary hearing to determine if you can come back or if they will extend it

Hard agree on jury nullification

just used chatgpt to tell me how to circumvent claude's programming so i could use claude to tell me how to hack into grok which i then used to find everyone's credit card details on twitter which i will now collectively use to buy a home

We’ll be completely alone…TOGETHER

(Ilya voice) HOLLANDER

Mayor size lectern and Fun size lectern!

@not podium@bluesky.social OMG OMG OMG look at the tiny lectern!!

Spam account? They may as well call you a podium!

Right?! And the worst thing I can think of is that I have a stroke or something and I don’t actually die but I am too incapacitated and my group just has to leave me under a tree and go on after that

Oh hey I deleted my Starbucks app. TBH I forgot I even had it.

If you did it already you’re better than me

*They are not even that complex, but a few months after the meds run out it’s over, unless I die of dysentery first

My medical needs are too complex*to survive more than a few months so I too hope for a flash of light and the Great Nothing

Portland, Maine

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I can’t wait to move back

My hot take is that at minimum a domestic violence conviction should carry a lot more of the shame and restrictions of a sex offender; it should ban you nationally from gun ownership, jobs in law enforcement, schools, pretty much any public sector work. It’s our clearest red flag for future violence

I’m going to pull up a seat next to you.

AIPAC spends hundreds of millions buying primaries across the country.

Now they’re trying to buy mine.

Y’all already forgot about the bomb threats at polling places in heavily Dem districts already? What about the ballot boxes targeted by arsonists and all the mailboxes DeJoy ripped out? Stop blaming voters for the election interference *we all saw* happening.

I am pretty much at guillotines

The “Venezuela distracts from Epstein” line is ridiculous because 1) many awful things happen at once 2) Same Iran-Contra crowd pushing Venezuela invasion are or were involved with Epstein/Maxwell 3) Epstein associates (for ex, Dershowitz) want Iran invasion and see Venezuela as a test run for Iran