“I wish someone would swaddle me”

– Dr. Robby

– Callie

Dream blunt rotation

Dawn Staley wearing an extremely good white, grey, and green Eagles jacket on the sideline

This counts as another Eagles win over the Patriots fyi

It’s a “come home from work then take a nap, wake up around 8 & see if I want to stay up but I’ll probably just go back to bed” kind of day. I’ll pretend it’s cause I was sick last week & I’m still recovering but between you & me, that’s a lie.

Happy “change the fan direction & might as well dust while you’re up there” day

Watching Carlos Boozer’s kids play a team coached by Gerry McNamara & not feeling any kind of way about it!

I am once again reminding players that the ball only has to leave your hands by 0.0, you do not have to make the shot by 0.0

I just changed my desk to standing height so I’m now the work version of this meme

🤣

And poor short-term memory

Just a good starting word

Incredible deposition. Terrible attorney.

Anyone else go to play WORDLE but accidentally just type your starting word into the search bar? Bet the NSA is wondering why I’m searching MEATS at least 3x/month.

Congrats to Bama fans for getting to make another trip to Tampa!

They’re in a foot race with Auburn for the NIT

Hell yeah brother

For anyone unfamiliar with Tucker's delivery, here's his rant about the M&Ms not being sexy enough from a few years back

Why is GrubHub making me provide a security code to my driver on no-contact delivery? Just let go & let god, GrubHub

Trump's aides explaining to him that he basically just put Eric in charge of Iran and immediately calls off the whole operation

Being Nick Pringle should be a flagrant foul.

I just dropped Dahlia off for a grooming appt & I was gonna use that time to clean the house. But I’m calling an audible & using that time to nap. Clean homes are overrated.

I love basketball & anyone who tells you otherwise is lying

Idk I don’t even like basketball. Basketball is for fools.

And so unnecessary. I already understand diapers. I do not need a demo.

I did not need that Huggies commercial to do a demonstration with chocolate syrup

Love how every time iPhone updates I have to unpair& pair my watch again to track my peloton workouts 🫠

Ironically, he probably feels like he has to be objective on this issue

“Work for a university” doing a lot of heavy lifting here

It’s the least shocking discovery that BP doesn’t actually know our history in Iran