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Consider they type of people choosing it.

I block Nazis. Goodbye

I have a friend who moved from Washington state to Colorado. She complains that it's too sunny in Colorado. Meanwhile I'm ready to jump off a cliff if we have 2 cloudy days in a row. 😂

Is it more than a 30% chance this time?

Toast for breakfast tomorrow!

Lock and load America

Oh Brian… 🤣

They should have shit in the walls so they’d be called heroes and patriots.

Sir, I have no idea why you’re a microbiologist and not an award-winning author.

Years ago, my first Kindle suddenly quit working and of course I was engrossed in a particularly good book at the time. It was still under warranty so Amazon said they’d send me a replacement. This was before 2-day shipping, and I had to wait EIGHT DAYS before I could continue reading that book.

Well getting stuck under a shed can wear a dog out!

I never specified which Monday, exactly.

This is the hill I shall die on.

That’s nothing compared to the party we’re going to throw when “it” happens.

We’re so spoiled.

I have a front row seat for this morning’s red-winged blackbird symphony.

I'll be right over. What kind of wine do you like?

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Chewy has the best prices on cat food and toys.

When do we dismantle this administration?

Aww sweet kitty, I hope it goes purrrfectly.

Is it edible wild garlic?

It was for me.

I retired from a state wildlife agency, where I spent 20 years teaching people about wildlife. I used to want to continue it as a volunteer in retirement, but I have little interest in it anymore. Problem is, I don't know what I DO want to do. It's hard to find myself when society is collapsing.

Congratulations, Liz!! That must feel incredible! 👏👏

I might have to make this same mistake tonight.

I can assure you it won't be me.

He's not homeless anymore.

I boil the potatoes in chicken stock. It gives them a wonderfully rich flavor.