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Posts by Sawyer the Destroyer

The health insurance situation in this country suuuuuuuuuuuuucks.

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I had the same suspicion when I saw its proximity to South APK.

I graduated when there was carpet on the walls in the band room and the 9th grade center was still new. We last drove through in early 2020 and I was amazed at the growth. I miss Rock Springs and Zellwood sweet corn.

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Like, barely Apopka at that (I grew up near Dream Lake).

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My husband is not a violent man. The one and only time I ever thought he was going to get into a fight was as we were leaving a concert and he got in the face of some random nutjob standing on the corner screaming about Alex jones and encouraging the crowd to visit info wars.

Good for The Onion.

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Sitting in the basement with yesterday’s record haul and a big pot of coffee brewed by the husband.

Let us pray.

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Listen. I’ve already planted 80% of the garden beds, have another 20% of starts waiting to be planted. Meanwhile, the high school FFA starts its sale tomorrow, and the Ozark Humane Society’s Annual Plant sale is the first Saturday in May.

Gonna need a bigger garden.

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My cat may not have helped with the Artemis splashdown, but she played to her strengths by stealing a chicken wing while we were distracted with the NASA stream.

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eavesdropped on a work call my cousin was having and thats how I learnt that their company employs a white boy from Arkansas who has lived in India since 2011 and can curse in fluent Punjabi at a level that would get him accepted as a son in law in about 80% of Sikh families

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I hate thinning seedlings. I feel like they’re all looking at me in horror.

Mother. Why.

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Spooky Season is the best season, but Mayonnaise Season is a close second.

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Their playbook is so easy to read.

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Photo of Neighbor’s Mill “Neighbor’s Best” Multigrain bread.

Photo of Neighbor’s Mill “Neighbor’s Best” Multigrain bread.

Serves me right for getting the fancy stuff.

3 weeks ago 2 0 2 0

I’m so mad. Toast? TOAST?!

3 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

Cut the roof of my mouth with toast.

Do not recommend.

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You know that scene in Independence Day where Will Smith kicks the alien while screaming, “ I could have been at a BBQ!”?

That’s my perpetual mood except the alien is magats and BBQ could be a beach or some other excellent spring break destination.

And that was the energy I took to No Kings today.

3 weeks ago 2 0 0 0
Screenshot from NoKings.org showing the location map zoomed in to Missouri, Arkansas, and Louisiana. 

The Harrison, AR location is highlighted to show the details for the demonstration in that location:

Saturday, March 28
1-3 PM CDT

Boone County Courthouse 
Harrison, AR 72601

Screenshot from NoKings.org showing the location map zoomed in to Missouri, Arkansas, and Louisiana. The Harrison, AR location is highlighted to show the details for the demonstration in that location: Saturday, March 28 1-3 PM CDT Boone County Courthouse Harrison, AR 72601

LFG

3 weeks ago 3 1 0 0
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a man in a suit is holding his finger to his nose . Alt: Deniro points to his eyes with his middle and index fingers then points to the camera with his index finger, “I’m watching you.”

Watching the weather like

4 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Took a deep breath and put some of the starts in the ground.

It will probably hail now.

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a pikachu with a surprised look on his face . Alt: a pikachu with a surprised look on his face .

In-laws: Why won’t you come see us at our new vacation house?

Us: Fly through ICE checkpoints to stay in a house located in the village where your brother-in-law called us libtards, with vacation time and expendable income we no longer have because of how your sisters voted? Hard pass.

In-laws:

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Image of a blue sky with the moon on the bottom right side of the image and a distant dot of a jet passing on the upper left side of the image.

Photo was taken during a previous moon phase while listening to Project Hail Mary.

Image of a blue sky with the moon on the bottom right side of the image and a distant dot of a jet passing on the upper left side of the image. Photo was taken during a previous moon phase while listening to Project Hail Mary.

It’s Project Hail Mary day.

1 month ago 2 0 0 0
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a cartoon of a man and a bird with the words from not surprise Alt: Iago the parrot from aladdin (animated), “oh there’s a big surprise! That’s incredible! I think I’m gonna have a heart attack and die from not surprise!”
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Same here. I think we are putting an arch over the gate 🌱

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Both the tomaters and I got a little sunburned yesterday.

Arkansas weather is such a wild ride.

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Went to the nursery for mental health reasons and left with Dinosaur Kale seeds because who doesn’t love dinosaurs?

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I just saw this post. THANK YOU for pouring so much of yourself into this project. It’s been wonderful.

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Scrolling here to avoid online shopping and it might just be better for my soul if I go bankrupt instead.

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Closely cropped photo of a person wearing a beat up straw hat with a beetle as the focal point on the brim.

Closely cropped photo of a person wearing a beat up straw hat with a beetle as the focal point on the brim.

Think I can get one more season out of this hat.

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One of the younger members of the murder is *very excited* about the old summer sausage I put out this morning. I can hear him telling the whole neighborhood about it.

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It’s been ~20 years since I’ve been food insecure but I still get nervous and possessive about food. This guy has no idea what it’s like to divide a box of mac&cheese and a can of tuna over days and budget your pb&j so you can eat for the week before payday. Thank god for free coffee in the office.

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