Where tf all those ethics in games journalism mfs at?

Even Nintendo Power had more dignity than this.

I want one, but not badly enough to kick cash at prince bone saw.

Comic panel depicting wonder woman lounging on cushions with a bowl of fruit, thinking "Wonder if I should build a robot, so it can peel me a grape."

good morning

The big breakfast special, over easy, rye toast. Unless it’s a Coney Island, then we’re seeing what they put chili and cheese on.

I would give up the income inequality that is more extreme than even just pre-Revolutionary France. It is literally worse today than Les Miserables. And I'm very confident, since it works everywhere else, that that one sacrifice would fix the whole problem.

A hitter smashing the water out of a dishrag being thrown at him

BASEBALL STARS PROFESSIONAL
SNK 1990
NEO GEO

things change:
authors and wizards are not always to be trusted:
nobody can explain a dragon.

Let me go find the local hillbilly. You have to ride around in his pickup and listen to a lecture on loose women.

I knew I should have written down the part number.

Checking the McMaster-Carr catalogue for new knees.

Apparently Flock employees were using cameras to spy on a children's gymnastics studio, and the local city council voted unanimously to expand the contract. Pro pedo nation.

*sitting on the toilet when I hear a knock at the door*

Hold on, I’m vetting my farts.

a festive party card with balloons and weed and confetti that says "Happy Weed To You"

A very floral green card with mild christian elements it says "wishing you a joyful and blessed 4/20" and "4/20 blessings" theres's a big nug of weed in the center

a romantic looking red card with a heart it says "happy weed day!" and below that it says "may your day be filled with quiet joy, kind moments, and the weed you love most"

a weed condolence card with clouds and doves and a crying weed plant it says "Sorry about your weed" and below that is says "your weed has returned to the light, where there is no pain, only peace, we'll carry your weed's love with is in your hearts forever"

I think Hallmark should make cards for 4/20 here are some of my ideas

Patrick Bateman pictured Fast tracking psychedelic research? IMPRESIVE. VERY NICE. @TheFreeThoughtProject NOW LET'S SEE YOU END THE 55-YEAR OLD EXTORTION RACKET YOU STILL CALL A DRUG WAR

I should have bought the Taliban shoes and a war rug

The one account I really miss from twitter is the guy selling stuff from Afghanistan and Pakistan.

in my dystopian YA series there is an elite group known as the asymmetrics who have many social media followers while most people have few. that is, until one plain-looking but secretly special girl levels the playing field by doing follow for follow and then unfollowing everyone

Marx handing a guy in a MAGA hat a note that reads "your fears about socialism have been realized under capitalism."

Every morning I wake up and hope it happened overnight.

They are still relitigating the last election instead of currently laying the groundwork for winning the next one.

And all of the candidates who need non-white supremacist, non-ableist, non-transphobic votes are very busy bashing the marginalized & disenfranchised.

That’s how you lose again.

kinda says it all that this gets more scrutiny than killing tens of thousands of brown children

As a bearded man listens in the background an angry woman says, "I wouldn't have been caught OFF GUARD no matter WHAT happened...except that PRINCESS kept filling my head withTHOUGHTS about things other than PIRATING!" Narration: "Things such as being ATTRACTED to a man for the first time...a man like HAN SOLO."

Great night/mornings sleep

I did that a few years ago

If you’re ever planning to ask for 4/20 off the biggest flex you can do in my opinion is waking up at 4am smoking at 4:20 and going back to bed.

What a weird career trajectory

I can’t be the only person who’s first exposure to Alex Jones was his brief appearance Waking Life.

"Palestinians overseas don't share Palestinian fundraisers!"

The ones on this site do. One of them - Lexi Alexander - got banned because the shitheels on here kept mass reporting her.