I’ve completed all class storylines and every single character was light side… except for one, I forced myself to choose every dark side option and it was the hardest thing ever 😭😭😭

I haven’t actually done any of the content from like the last two years lol. Need to catch up!

Agreed!! Too bad he doesn’t like you if you’re dark side lol. Lana, on the other hand, is ride or die for you either way. 😂

An image of a small Sea of Thieves merchandise collection.

My Shrouded Ghost came today! Only thing cooler than this is the one I saw in-game. 😎

@seaofthieves.com @youtooz.bsky.social

Happy #EarthDay, everyone! 🌍🍃

There are more than 200,000 Sky Sailors in Aloft now!

Thanks to you, we donated some of our revenue to @coolearthaction.bsky.social. Every stream you watched and every world you created helped make a difference. 💚

“You never made it to Australia!”
“Well, man, you’d be right! I never did! But I tried! I made it as far as Chicago!”
“Chicago ain’t nowhere near Australia!”
“No, but it’s on the way!”

😂😂😂😂 this game is ridiculous #rdr2

Hands down, the Mass Effect trilogy.

I'm so excited to play @aloft-game.bsky.social !! I downloaded the DLC and everything. 🥰 Won't really have time to dive in until the weekend, unfortunately... but I can't wait.

A face portrait of a Sea of Thieves pirate. He’s tanned, with a mop of dark brown hair and a beard full of trinkets. A Pirate Legend eyepatch covers one eye, and the gold curse is splattered across his face.

A face portrait of a Sea of Thieves pirate. His hair is a very light pink, tied into a bun at the crown of his head and kept in place by bones. A bone or two is woven into his beard as well. The gold curse is splattered across his face, obscuring one eye. A dark circle sits under his other eye.

A face portrait of a Sea of Thieves pirate. She wears a dark purple tricorn hat, with silver metal accoutrements on the top edge. Tendrils of blonde hair frame her face, which is splattered with the gold curse. A Pirate Legend eyepatch obscures one eye.

I don’t have one of myself, but here’s ones that I did of my crew! 🥰

#seaofthieves #pirateart

If I did a #giveaway of @iam8bit.com’s @seaofthieves.com vinyl would anyone be interested?

Wound up with an extra because I didn’t remember I’d already bought one… 😂

I just don’t know if I have the following here to make it worthwhile!

Screenshot from Pokémon Sleep of a shiny Eevee. The text says, “What? Eevee is evolving!”

A screenshot from Pokémon Sleep featuring a shiny (green!!) Espeon. The text says, “Congratulations! Your Eevee evolved into Espeon!”

ALSO I evolved this beauty

#PokemonSleep #Pokemon

A screenshot from Pokémon Sleep of an Eevee in “Gift-Giving Sleep.” It is sprawled out, wearing a Santa hat, and a small wrapped gift sits by its front right paw.

This game is so dang cute! 🥹

#PokemonSleep #Pokemon

Some of these Warhammer outfits, man, they’re so silly. I just referred to the purity seals as “the googly eyes of the future.” They’re all over, just haphazardly placed! 😂

The weather outside may be frightful, but our Winter Seasonal is delightful 💦

Welcome to our festive Ice Rink, available to visit right now for free on PC, Xbox One, Xbox Series S|X, PlayStation 4|5 and Nintendo Switch

I’m actually enjoying the storyline too?! Considering they didn’t really have to have one at all, I quite like it. I’m at the sea temple now, this thing is huge 😭

Literally! 😂 It was on sale and then it auto-launched after I installed it for some reason, and I was like… all right I guess I’ll try it. I’ve put 30 hours into it already 🤦🏼‍♀️

Screenshot from Power Wash Simulator. A hose is pointing at a half-cleaned teal and orange skatepark wall. A “surfer S” (90s kids will know) is depicted on the wall in red graffiti.

It’s safe to say I’m addicted to PowerWash Simulator. 😂

Watching boyfriend play #Darktide as the very-Scottish zealot, and his character just said the word “grenade!” with such reverence, like he’d just seen the most beautiful thing in the world

Closeup screenshot from Sea of Thieves. There are two darts, one through each of Big John Money’s palms.

Zoomed-out screenshot of Big John Money doing the thud dance. Both of his hands are sparkling from the fake loot darts.

Somehow managed to get darts through both of Big John Money’s palms. 😂 Made for some very flashy dancing

@seaofthieves.com #seaofthieves #bemorepirate

A pirate, clad in armor, wears a chest on his head like a hat.

Big John Money's new hat.

#seaofthieves @seaofthieves.com #BeMorePirate

Lmfao I feel attacked

A screenshot of Big John Money and RoseWrecker in front of the community photo board. He is holding a tankard; she is standing at parade rest.

A screenshot of Big John Money and Rose. Both are looking up and to the right. BJM holds a pistol against his cheek.

A screenshot of Big John Money and RoseWrecker. BJM is aiming the pistol at the camera, one arm flung out behind him. Rose aims a blowdart god knows where.

We kinda cute, huh??

@seaofthieves.com #CommunityWeekend #BeMorePirate

It’s not like, a masterpiece of building or anything, like we haven’t recreated Helms Deep or whatever. 😂 But it’s gorgeous nonetheless. ♥️

I really need to do a video tour of our town. I love it so fucking much. My partner’s been going really ham adding benches and flowers and things everywhere to make it even more homey.

Couldn’t do that with the Kindlewastes one, though, so I had to reset the server. It was still cool to see all the new hiding spots, though! Hadn’t gone back thru since they were added a couple months ago.

Also, it stopped new enemies from spawning. I was trying to get all the Hollow Halls artifacts and I had to cheese one door because I needed to kill 10 enemies and there were zero 😂😅 shot the grate above it and glide-boosted thru…

Man, my internet was so garbage yesterday— it wouldn’t completely die, like it wouldn’t take down my Enshrouded server or kick my partner, but all the townsfolk and animals would be unable to path. So frustrating!

#Enshrouded @keengamesstudio.bsky.social

A screenshot from Mass Effect 2. A red-headed femShep stands against a backdrop of stars.

I am in desperate need of another #MassEffect playthrough... anyone else?

A screenshot from the video game Enshrouded. A red-headed player character stares at the camera from a field of chest-height blue flax flowers. The backdrop is a series of mountain ranges against a blue sky.

Field of flax.

#enshrouded @keengamesstudio.bsky.social

A screenshot from Sea of Thieves featuring the Box of Wonderous Secrets. It’s a large chest that looks to be made of obsidian. Glowing lava-like runes adorn the sides, and rope is tied around it. The box and rope are held closed in the front by a red wax seal.

Omg??? Look what my partner just found?!?

@seaofthieves.com #seaofthieves #bemorepirate

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