Lots of times I'll get what amounts to a blank face with a mouth just singing, zooming in and out. My brain is funky.

Damn, I guess being the designated "big brother" at my siblings sports games was all an act. I love playing with kids - but I'm nearly 40, I just can't in our society. I don't get baby fever, but damned if I'm not excited when a friend is going to have a baby.

I hear from a guy named Joe that that can do 185. Be careful, he lost his license can now he can't drive.

Wait, what civil war in Skyrim?

Hey, I went in last week for a burst one. It's a club!

I’m not cool/fucked up enough to identify this meme.

Eight days in the hospital for a blown out appendix. Staff are always great here - but it’s still a hospital. Unexpected stays are so much fun. At least I hate the painkillers they give me so the addiction angle just isn’t there.

You know those junkies who always have a great plan and are geniuses but people just don’t understand them? That’s him. In his mind.

Hey Atari, can I beg for a code? I’d love to play this one…

Use steroids for years and kill your testosterone production, of course you need a replacement. These guys have no balls from their own bad decisions.

Seems like something easily done with a jumper. By default, no “unofficial“ firmware, but bridge a spot to do what you want seems reasonable. Obviously no support, but the ability to modify your hardware is worthwhile from a PR perspective. Anyway, any software locks will be broken fast enough.

I’ll believe it when the cars are rolling on the road. Maybe they’ll build around a hundred before the legs drop out.

They’ve been toting this car for years now. No production models sold as far as I can tell. Demo models seem… janky, from reviewers. It’s about perfect for my use case, but it’s not really available.

If you’re blocked in, can’t you call for them to be towed?

It’s Stumptown, Florida all over again.

Special car batteries suck.

Guess who’s appendix burst!

Wouldn’t recommend it…

I have that exact setup in the box on my shelf right now. Found it for $25 at a thrift store.

They let service animals in, just not uncontrolled pets. They sell food and I don't see any problem. Shouldn't bring them into restaurants either.

I mixed up some meds once and had a similar trip to DMT. Talked to the elves, spent thousands of years in it, etc... Wild thing. Couldn't imagine how it would affect someone who isn't that... well... smart.

All that pre/post-apocalyptic fiction I read is finally gonna come in handy. Alas, Babylon...

What happened to saying no devices and enforcing that rule? We couldn't have Tamagotchis, and they were easier to hide than a phone. Real consequences could help, but a butt in a seat is cash, so...

Tell them that $150 would switch you to the other carrier, and would they like to reconsider the fee?

Knowledge holes are valid - sometimes you gotta "have a guy".

It sorta does... Your VIN can be decoded and has all the stats of your vehicle.

You want a great quarter pounder? Have them wrap it in bacon and drop slivered onions on it before grilling, then top with shredded cheese. Sure, they won't let YOU do it, but the cook is getting down on that Bacon Bastard.

Still see stories of people intentionally going to prison when they’re elderly.

Oh this is perfect for my kids. Now I can whip up some VCDs and show them how we USED to watch anime and weird movies from the flea market. Just gotta remember how to build a VCD...

Coming from someone currently going through chemo for colon cancer, do it - please. There are new drugs and therapies that are literally miraculous. The world may be shit, but you can keep trudging through it.

I don't know,
Maybe today is gonna be the day.