Tell me you got paged after hours without telling me you got paged. I’ll go first:

There is a half-assembled bowl of cereal on the counter, the milk is sitting out, and somehow the dog lost her collar (I think from playing with our other dog, but honestly who knows what happened in the last 15 min)

Status update: 45+ minutes later, glasses recovered. I don’t believe in root cause, but if I did I’d blame the couch cushions, which apparently have an appetite for glasses today.

Bahaha well played Hazel!!

Trying to find my lost glasses has revealed a real circular dependency on being able to see with my glasses.

I love this and want a part 2! How would you go about rating this? What factors would you consider?

Truly your guess is as good as mine 🤷🏼‍♀️

Of all the unexpected places AI has shown up in my life lately, hand warmers might be the most unexpected. Hot take: I’d rather not AI-ify my hand warmers?

become a systems thinker, they said
you'll have a better understanding of how the world works, they said

yeah and you'll also spend every waking moment in despair

OH: "Why are all my LFI / Safety II Nerd friends STILL utterly destroyed this week?"

Exactly this. *gestures at the boundary to economic failure in Rasmussen’s dynamic safety model*

The number of people who didn’t know what us-east-1 was on Sunday and are suddenly experts in running multi-region distributed systems at scale today is truly remarkable.

My instant thought was “and what do the seagull friends think?” 😂

First rule of distributed systems: don’t build a distributed system if you can avoid it
Second rule of distributed systems: you probably can’t avoid it

Parentheses! Em dashes! Comma splices! Semicolons!

Welcome to ADHD Grammar (since every thought comes with exciting bonus content), friends!

My dog believes, completely and without hesitation, that we can both exist in the exact same spot on the couch. I envy her faith in a reality unburdened by physics.

To be fair, she’s correct… as long as “don’t squish your human” isn’t a requirement.

I do not know anything about this drug or the reasons for its nonapproval, but this is the exact kind of scenario that shows the failure of making sweeping policy generalizations about evidence that simply cannot account for some scenarios and rare diseases :(

😂

Can confirm presence of a small amount of wax. 🕯️ it is!

Things I ask @obdue.bsky.social: “does the pencil count as a candle if the tip of the pencil is currently on fire?”

The “what is an incident, really” vibes are strong here 😂

Bahahaha this is amazing. You are magic 🪄 I absolutely can’t wait to watch this play out tomorrow

PLEASE do this. This would make my entire month. 😂

Wait what 🤯?! I say I’m “turtl-ing” all the time to describe feeling awkward or stuck. I had absolutely no idea the others came to help! Turtle mutual aid. Best concept I’ve seen all morning. Also apparently I need a new analogy when I feel awkwardly stuck.

Schrödinger’s Incident: that brief moment when you wake up knowing you’re about to take on-call handover, but haven’t checked your work phone yet. The incident both exists and doesn’t— until you unlock your phone and open the handover thread.

I thought I was the only one who impulse bought asparagus! … is this adulthood? Impulse buying/growing seasonal produce?

*high fives* day off crew unite! I’m off today too. Playing guitar and taking the big dog (🐴) for a good walk are on the agenda.

Why the hell does everything have to happen at once?

My thoughts are like race cars today. Bless my husband, who intercepted me physically vibrating on 4 hrs sleep, took my half-full Dr Pepper and said, “Maybe don’t finish this today?” while I rapid-fired through tasks and lectured the dogs on how systemic failure meant no clean spoons.

It’s 2:25 a.m. I’m trying to finish a work project. An armadillo has somehow climbed onto our front porch, stranded itself, and is now frantically scratching to get inside. I’m about to wake up my sick husband because he’s the vet in this relationship, and I am not equipped for this.

Texas, y’all.

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve had to flee my house due to a multi-day power outage combined with extreme temps in the last 5 years, I’d have $3. Not enough to buy my favorite Starbucks drink, but up from $2 earlier this week. Which feel like a lot for someone who lives in a major city.

How many throat lozenges and cups of tea is too many for a human while sick in bed?

Asking for a self who is approaching 20% chamomile at this point.