Posts by Rudy
My partner called a local hairdresser to book an appointment. They asked if she’d been there before, she said no.
They replied: “Sorry, we’re not accepting new clients.”
Didn’t realize booking a haircut in #Canada works like trying to get an NHS dentist in the UK.
It’s kind of wild that people are still mixing up Naomi Wolf and Naomi Klein 😂 Klein literally wrote a whole book about that.
Just saw someone in a leftist Reddit community claim that “NDP leader Avi Lewis’ wife is an anti-vax nutjob”… oh boy. It-will-never-end.
#canada #ndp #avilewis #naomiklein
The Ontario Association of Black Paralegals got sucked into this clandestine stealing machine.
Nice. At least some exciting news to read while the world is spiraling: from the director of “Dinner in America” and featuring RLM’s darling @kylegallner.bsky.social
youtu.be/-x_4XLUE1qc
My coach (Muay Thai) in Ontario is rocking Nick Fuentes/America First gear at practice and nobody bats an eye. Stop telling me Canadians are "anti-USA" as some kind of flex.
Nobody warned me that moving to #Canada meant sacrificing the high-voltage lifestyle.
Making tea with a kettle & waiting for water to boil here feels like watching a slow-motion documentary. Europe spoiled me with that 230V efficiency.
Screenshot from Twin Peaks
It’s the time of the year
Hasan needs to realize that my culture [90s Euro-normie] is not a costume. He’s way too young to think it’s a 'fit,' but for those of us who lived through the Diesel tank top era, it’s a lifestyle he’s simply colonizing 😆
Twitch streamers Will Neff, Hasan Piker and Austin Show. Their fashion sense gives me flashbacks from the 90’s Euro boyband era.
Found this 1993 Canal+ archive. The boyband '2 Bi 3' promoting their debut single 'Regarde-moi (Sur Twitch).' You just know the guy in the red trench coat is the 'sensitive' one, the guy in the green jacket is the one who refuses to do the choreography, the one in black is the talent. #hasanabi
I’ve got some more bad news for you
This is going to be a controversial take but I love Hasan Piker’s soundboard. I think he should do a collab with DJ DougPound & Bic Berger. #hasanabi #officehourslive
youtu.be/7hNNwHE0SLk
Goblinchad
I’m Canada down
“Clavicular almost caught a CAREER-ENDING cortisol spike after a LARPMAXXED stacy tried jesterfying him on stream by calling him a good boy while he was mid-mog between 2 LOW-TIER NORMIES at ASU😭”
Before the brand “NextMilk”, there was a brand called “NotMilk” and there will be others replicating the thickness and consistency. They’ve just not found the right branding yet. It’s all about moving units for those conglomerates, they’re not doing for the love of the game.
I’m wondering if they will relaunch under different name with new marketing approach.
It was my favourite 😞
Tomorrow is Feb 6th 2026. Fun date if you have arithmomania.
🇺🇸2.6.26
Or
🇪🇺6.2/26
I had no idea that Carney had Obama-level rizz 😵
I’m out here complaining about the snow while people are literally sleeping in it. It’s wild that Finland basically solved homelessness by just… giving people housing. Why are we still making this so complicated?
www.theguardian.com/cities/2019/...
I have officially reached the 'should I buy a flamethrower?' stage of Canadian residency. #newcomer #canada #firestorm #sendhelp
Coworker music…
We shall fight on the beaches of Lake Erie 🇨🇦
It’s exactly how you’d imagine a Reddit moderator to look. You could swap the word 'moderator' for 'nonce' and it would still be accurate.
Not sure why people still calls him “the orange man” as he’s obviously the “mad king”
There’s a Reddit community called ‘Is This AI?’ where every single post is 100% clearly AI-generated. We are cooked.
They say you never have a dream where you’re using your phone. Well, I had a nightmare last night where I lost mine. Explain that to me, science!
We’re next