Happy Earth Day.

She got that victor money!

Belt, you say?

Every artist who opens for Florence Welch looks like they crawled out of a cursed VHS.

Everybody scream.

What timing, I just texted you an order list!

Texas A&M says, “Back to the cave!”

Stage managers. What you’re looking for is stage managers

Fight Club.

Bremen cast album is 🔥🔥🔥

Little Shop Of Horrors.

J&H, Diana, and The Devil Wears Prada all occupy the same spot in my heart.

Something about going to bed on time on Sunday night makes me feel like I gave in to easily.

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

He's 🎵where you wanna be🎵

It'll always be twelve to me. 😊🐎

"It's my birthday, I should treat myself" - me rationalizing every unnecessary purchase for a week before and after the day in question.

I played through it for the first time last year, after many starts and stops over the ages. You're in for a treat.

I have two very different looks for the two nights I'm seeing Florence and I am very excited to show them off!

“Why does [insert thing here] suck now” is reliably answered by a) private equity, b) AI, or c) both

Imagine making plans for a weekend in Philadelphia and then being told you have to go to Atlantic City.

Alberta, who lives in Vancouver.

Wait. You’re sure? You’re positive? Darmok AND Jalad at Tenagra? Okay. I’m putting some things together now.

Add in Lady Raven from Trap and we've got the makings for an incredible girl group.

I need Skye Riley and Mother Mary to go on tour together.

God help me if I ever end up in a job where I can't wear shorts to the office.

Use the Theatr app!

Madonna out there pulling a reverse Psylocke.

Recession indicator: there is a new French film called Two Women.

(This joke is for maybe three of you.)

Happy Birthday to YOU!