Still Life of a Salesman Wholly original and entertaining, Augusta de Rooter’s Still Life of a Salesman is unlike any book you’ve read before.

Here is a rave review for my novel, Still Life of a Salesman. Thank you CanReads.
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Why is nobody talking about the fact that the patient Trump-Jesus is ‘blessing’ is clearly Epstein?

It’s probably worth mentioning at this point that Jesus was not white.

The Last Templeton by Mike Morey | BookLife Mavis Templeton faces a crisis when his septuagenarian father drops dead outside a dubious Mexican restaurant, somewhere in the bleak North Dakotan outback. After a moment of panic, Mavis props up his...

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Hollywood: “AI, I need a promo frame for my new movie for social media. Three A-list stars in a triple headshot, shiny skin, sepia colouring, city background/country background/something blowing up…wait, just make it look exactly like every other movie poster you’ve generated in the past week.”

The sooner we get our cars off gasoline, the sooner we won’t be screwed over every day by Trmp and the oil industry and the middle east. If ever there was a time to pull the trigger, it’s yesterday.

I believe they are called libaries.

Chesterton’s Ascent of Dennison opener examines the edges of extremism in 2046 America, where Charity Malodor is living in Colorado under the false identity of Lily Osbourne, after a dangerous confrontation 20 years ago with her prior employer, Iwanna Dennison—the business mogul behind Dennison Robotics and daughter of the ultra-conservative sitting president. Life in near-future America is harsh, and jobs are hard to come by, forcing Charity to apply for the first one that’s available—a stewardess. But when a routine TSA scan reveals she’s pregnant, Charity immediately suspects foul play: she’s on the “mag,” a state-of-the-art birth control effective for up to 20 years, prompting her to conclude that someone must have slipped her a “fert”—a birth control counter that lasts for just 24 hours.

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“Messages of family, love, loyalty, and gratitude are woven throughout Mavis’s journey, delivering a simple beauty. The Last Templeton is a touching ode to family love, by a riveting—and singular—narrator.” *Editor’s Pick
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The Last Templeton by Mike Morey | BookLife Mavis Templeton faces a crisis when his septuagenarian father drops dead outside a dubious Mexican restaurant, somewhere in the bleak North Dakotan outback. After a moment of panic, Mavis props up his...

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Losing to the US is part of Carney’s clever strategy.

Headline.
Neil deGrasse Tyson: "The chances of discovering intelligent life in the White House is a number below zero that doesn’t exist outside highly-speculative science fiction."

I’m holding out for ”inconceivable” meat.

You people who think Chinese cars will spy on you are forgetting that the US (apple/fb/X/NSA/ICE/&c) knows everything about you, 24/7. China knows the shortcut you took to the store, but the US knows your passwords. The anti-China alarmists are trolls for the US oil/auto industry. Wake up people.

hahahah. Trump says Elvis, Joplin and the Pope are in the Epstein files. Only 30% of Americans would believe that.

After cancelling my fb account in jan/2025, I recently rejoined only so I could sell something on the marketplace. I now remember why I cancelled it (apart from T’s inauguration). It’s filled with voices I no longer want to hear. I’d rather live in a bubble. Thank you bs bubble.

I just realized it’s Friday the thirteenth, and I wasted it.

Thank you.

Circular Road How far would you go to be with the right person? That’s the question Peckinpah Armstrong is desperate to answer. The problem is, he needs to decide if the right person is his wife, or his brother’s n...

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Well, these days most of you speak American, not English. In English, we don’t begin sentences with: ”Me and…” Sorry, my mother was an English teacher.

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So Mr Trump is mad because Canada built a bridge to the US and paid for the whole thing. Now he wants half, and he wants Canada to pay him for it. Hahahahahah. Rentally mentardid, that boy.

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I enjoy the editing process. But I edit as I go, so my first draft is usually in pretty good shape.

Nobody has ever invited Blanche to a party, so he doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

Here in Canada, we are grateful for our national voting system. But we don’t have a lunatic in charge, so it’s a warning to us down the road.

Uh oh. IMDb is about to be You-Too-ed by Trump.

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If you say it convincingly, it's plausible.