It so cold, Bhad Bhabie is saying
“cash me INSIDE”

What didn’t 50 Cent say to his aunt after she made him a sweater?

Thank you 😞

Screw it,

Starting a new improv team called “21 Pirates”

We will never practice

Probably do up to one show/year

Who wants in?

You know all the obscure reindeer, but do you even know the most famous one??? You hipster dipshit!

if anyone wants to start a rumor that I am the new CEO of UH and I’ve been personally denying claims, I’d appreciate it!

I proooobably shouldn’t use this platform to constantly post my suicidal ideations right?

Or keep it consistent with my twitter existence ?

Hey maybe I’ll try a bit on here.

Someone else got my twitter handle equivalent and my friends followed them 😭