It’s rare I get a chance to break news but the #Cubs just signed nobody.

As a Bengals fan who was in the good old days without knowing it I can tell you going back the slums is pain I’d wish on no one.

the bengals defense is an experiment in how you can simultaneously have one the league’s best pass rushers and one of the league’s worst pass rushes

Feel like you could also apply this to Joe Burrow.

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For what it’s worth, Nico grew up a huge A’s fan.

I need you to watch the video Jameis Winston recorded for this QB comp on ESPN 🤣

But so WAS Irwin. Either way I’m worried Zac’s favorite answer may no longer have merit.

What a name

What were our playoff chances before compared to now? Do we not love the guys we have in our building anymore?

Figure: Quarterback grade and EPA through week 13 (pending MNF).

Top-graded QBs from Week 13 alone:
1. Burrow (lol. Poor Joe Burrow)
2. Stafford
3. Allen
4. Richardson
5. Bryce Young!

Lowest-graded QBs in Week 13:
27. Rush
28. Purdy
29. Cousins
30. Baker
31. Lawrence

In NFL history, six QBs have averaged 275 passing yards/game and had 30 TDs and 5 or fewer INT through the first 12 games of the season.

Joe Burrow is the only one of them to have a losing record. Four of the five won NFL MVP that season.

(via ESPN Research)

Think of the very worst possible way to handle the situation and I’m confident saying that’s exactly what will happen.

Throw Volson at iDL. What do we have to lose?

Can he play safety for the Bengals?

I’ve never seen a worse defense than the 2024 Bengals.

Bruce Brown and Kelly Olynyk are dressed like an oil tycoon and his silicon valley angel investor

Kris Dunn being back in Minnesota reminds me of one of the most ridiculous things a Timberwolves player has even done

I was losing my mind and couldn’t understand why Seiya wasn’t listed so thank you

Hunter Dickinson with the single worst Gatorade bath attempt in modern history

May want to double check everything about this.

Crazy how trading an average defender like KAT results in going from best defense to careless, off-ball laziness. Randle a bucket but his game doesn’t translate to wins. Box score doesn’t show the standing around, jogging back, dribble out shot clock + drive + leave feet + force someone into shot

Ricketts having the most punchable face ever is salt in the wound

Word of advice from barely season my food white: just don’t touch nothin

Lmao wild 🤯 you were on my timeline with a Kobe gif and I interacted because I’m tired of seeing birds, outerspace and random art

For being a silly goose? This isn’t X. Breathe

This is why I’m here

Incredibly embarrassing regardless