A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.
“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”
People like Tucker Carlson that are pretending to have buyers remorse are lying straight to your faces. They knew who this man was for the last what? 10-16 years or more?
This man has pretended to be Jesus. They have put him on a pedestal and acted like he was in fact Jesus. They knew who was.
If you woke up this morning it's a blessing
Black women >>>>>
Happy 4/20 homies
So the whole SL been sexting and having phone sex with each other?
Wonder how many folks overlapped… 🤭
Yall eating grown man butt to get yall kids playing time?!?!
I recently ate lunch with the internet’s favorite unc Mr. Tendernism, who told me you’re never too old to pursue your dreams
“I don’t know how to pronounce old. You can still do anything that you want to as long as you put some effort behind it”
Eating a coach ass and still watching ur son get DNP’d is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂
That man is strategically positioning himself in the image of God because he knows he’s leading a cult. If he called for a mass suicide right now, I truly believe thousands of people would follow his instruction. And I’m not exaggerating at all. Way worse than Waco or Jonestown.
Enjoy your day and be safe love 💕 🤞🏾
Happy birthday
I hope something good happens to you today.
Good Morning Beautiful Black People ❤️
If you woke up this morning it's a blessing
Pat Bagley: Salt Lake Tribune
Significant severe weather is coming back on Sunday. Hurricane force damaging winds, and tornadoes will be the threat. Be sure to pay attention! I will be covering this event.
@myradar.bsky.social
#weather #wxsky
quit being a baby you can do it
make sure you stretch in the morning take the pain away 🙂
Looking in my fridge at the 200$ worth of groceries
Kash Patel confirms UFC fighters will train FBI agents this week, calling it a "historic opportunity'
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Florida woman accused of firing gunshots at Rihanna's Los Angeles home has been charged with attempted murder.
blue
Condoms and all contraception should be free, so idk why affordability is becoming the conversation.
(Ima think you're honoring your hotep heritage)(grand rising, yall)
“The wedding has already happened. You missed it,” Law Roach says of Tom Holland and Zendaya
