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Posts by Evan
When I get back from this trip I need a whole bunch of you to ****** ********* me
Why does he think Ballroom is the translation of Fรผhrerbunker
Lmaooooo
Passport control at Heathrow is so fucking efficient
Flight attendant:
Can I take your garbage?
Any garbage?
Sir, thatโs a closet
Any garbage?
Fine Iโll become a Papist just for this fight
Between the moon mission and the joy on the streets of Budapest I am almost feeling like hope is back
Perhaps Magyar's most important promise, and the one that certainly resonates with voters: "never again a country without consequences!"
The crowd chants: "To prison! To prison!" [with the corrupt officials of the outgoing government]
Oh fuck yes
maybe Favorite Austrian Model From Instagram will be back in the city by the time I return as recompense
Ugh my favorite Gay From Instagram is in New York and I am in middle of nowhere Utah, impeccable timing
Here are the stories of some of the human beings who died horrific deaths from preventable disease because Trump and Musk and their flunkies decided to murder them by gleefully destroying USAID and the entire global aid system:
Montana, Colorado, Utah this week. Going to be one of the more challenging work weeks Iโve ever had. Then London for vacation, but also a funeral in York. Nothing is simple.
I got glasses.
After we watch CARAVAGGIO at movie night, I will then program DEATH IN VENICE and LOVE AND DEATH ON LONG ISLAND and give the most marvelous mini-lectures on Thomas Mann that my friends will politely tolerate. Yup I am very single.
kinda wish I had a butter lamb ngl
people slandering Brent Corrigan over on the nazi app, that scans and I wonโt abide it
The brazen evil and cruelty of this man. I look forward to his tribunal.
Light Up.
Insta crush posted an insane thirst trap and now I canโt focus on any of my thousand outstanding work tasks
Nullaeus ?? wasโฆ extremely easy as a
holy priest.
Thanks for giving me the sense of scale!
okay now Iโm enthusiastic for practice
heard cheers around my building when Michael B Jordan won
Lmaoooo
Anything fun happening? My god I need a distraction
Uh -
There have been some physical struggles lately but mostly itโs the psychological challenge of simply being older and just a bit slower. Iโm just .3 off where I want to be in the 50 though so that feels great.
Swam a decent 50 for the first time inn like two years at time trials tonight (then turned around 10 mins later with a terrible 100