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If I could make it I'd bring my mate Sundar.
Coming to the #OptimiseyEvent next week? Here are all the practical details you'll need: optimisey.com/optimisey-me...
Timings, agenda, parking, nearest station etc. etc.
Anything I've missed? Let me know.
Not got a ticket yet? Grab one quick!
Easter basket in Ukraine in 2026 and its price.
📷 natalka.dubova/Threads
Probably nearer 1000 years old than 100.
The dog and cat that were evacuated from the frontlines on a drone.
They flew 12 kilometers and are now safe with Ukrainian Defenders.
With GSC organic CTR of 0.2 but Ads CTR of 14% can you guess what I’m paying attention to? For us substantial GSC impressions are images in SERP and in AI overviews. GSC is not a tool for organic ranking since those can’t be filtered out.
As well as seeing the encouraging progress the video plus music gives me an old MTV vibe. I’ll have to bookmark it.
A great video. What’s the music?
The SBS drones destroyed a radar station from the S-400 air defense system in Feodosia, a "Tor" air defense system, and a damn dozen of military facilities, command posts, ammunition depots, and 2 Shahed UAV hubs in the swamps of Kursk and Bryansk regions. •On the night of April 4th, the SBS drones
Waddafuckisthis Bingy?
BRIEFLY! Very briefly. I was distracted by the thought that even if I lived next door I wouldn't go to see that architect of enshittification.
An image announcing Sundar Pichai as a speaker at the next Optimisey event... and if you're one of those folks smart enough to read the alt-text, you'll know that's about as likely as it sounds and is, in fact, not true. Happy April Fool's Day!
🫨 Can't *quite* believe I'm saying this but... 🫨
CEO of Alphabet Inc. and Google, Sundar Pichai, is coming to speak at the next #OptimiseyEvent.
On the principle of 'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take' I asked and -- to my astonishment -- he said yes!
🔥Get Tickets: tinyurl.com/24pc37v3
Doh!
Enshittification squared.
It’s my banner image. 😜 My PPC text Ads are getting nearly 14% CTR so I worry less about how our organic listings fail to appear above the fold in the enshittified SERP. So I’m too old to SEO.
Every day at some point I blurt out “They’re not people, they’re homunculi!”.
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Often when vanity searching I find myself modifying When The Levee Breaks:
Crying won’t help ya,
Ranking won’t do ya no good.
So far as I can see search engines don’t seem to worry much about websites these days.
2nd attempt - cleaned screen, put on glasses:
What's My JND? 0.0021
Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...
Nope. 0.0054
Sainsburys deep discount on an AI wine with addition 25% off when buying more than 6 bottles of any wine.
AI wine at £4.68 down from £11.00? Should I?
I won't block any #SEO who describes him/herself as a rankmaxer since that a fabulous word. 😉
A portion of a Google Search Console page showing 1142 impressions in a good position with zero clicks.
For us Google Search Console performance data is meaningless for business decisions. 1142 impressions in Av Pos 5 with zero clicks because it is an IMAGE in an AIO. No wonder our CTR is 0.2. There's nothing we can do with data like that.
Standing by to tell them that USB sticks are not weapons, again.
Not to mention Stress squeeze toys not being for adults to stick in places….
Photography set-up next to a window.
Two USB sticks for our website.
A little product photography using daylight.
My Irish brother-in-law sent me this. Smart-arse.
Stress toys in the shape of 6 Nations Rugby balls.
That's it. I'm removing this images from our home page:
