Cartoon by Andrew Winters

Brian was a lifelong Dodgers fan and he didn’t have anything to do with that abomination of a song.

Curse on, Cursor.

The only people who have the historical and moral authority to complain about immigration are those who are Indigenous to Turtle Island.

Those crazy bastards….sigh….

I caught my 14-year old K-pop obsessed daughter listening to Blur the other day. I was so proud.

Lately, I’ve been binging “Trust”. It’s seriously growing on me.

RE-RE-OPEN THE STRAITS AGAIN YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. ASALAH CUM A LAKE UM. SHALOM. NAMASTE!!!

PS. The Pope SUCKS at pickleball. Everyone is saying it.

He struggles to figure out how to hold it right-side-up.

This is an all time great article.

Do yourself a favor. (Only if/when you are in an appropriate place to loudly guffaw, chortle and snort. Like a funeral?)

Maybe they’ll send the Rear Admiral?

Under the BBB, this year, my personal taxes doubled, in no small part because the GOP killed health insurance subsidies.

I love Seattle. Their airport security line is by a wide margin the worst of any city I’ve flown from.

Yes, “line” singular. There was one line for the entire airport. Maddening.

Haaahahahahah

Nice little biblical plague you got there.

THANKS FOR OPENING UP THE STRAITS, YA CRAZY BASTARDS.

Wait. If you flunk out of Police Academy, they still let you be a cop?!

What if the same were true of medical school or flight school? Because those people also have our lives in their hands.

She was like a toddler forced to “meet” Santa at the mall.

To her credit, she could not have played the part with less charisma or conviction. It was plain that she did not want to be there.

You and Fozzie could pass as brothers.

The words I Miss You scrawled on a wall

Surprisingly earnest graffiti

“Turn around and prepare to be boarded by the Navy.”

-actual audio released by CENTCOM from the Gulf of Hormuz today.

Jesus of Nazareth is WEAK on crime.

BREAKING: Jesus Christ Returns For Second Coming, Republicans Immediately Start Explaining His Own Teachings to Him

To the surprise of absolutely no one.

Lillian Gish? Dorothy’s sister?

Americans need to spend more time in old cemeteries. Notice all the children’s graves. Wonder why today’s cemeteries aren’t filled with children.

(It’s because vaccines work.)

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

Choy Moo Kheong (Singaporean b.1950), Blue Whispering Day, 2022, Acrylic on canvas

Glad you made it out.

Maybe I should disclose that I was a Mormon missionary for two years. Yup. Been on the inside.