Okay I'll never be a guy that says "sportsb*ll" I'd rather die, but im actually done with football if its gonna come between me and peeping turts. Todays turts included as tax

how i'm entering silicon valley after the Great Unraveling

im just mad i cant go anywhere for like a week

How about you NFL draft to the polls! GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!

It's cold again

One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.

The graves of multiple children have been defaced.

One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

Asphodel TODAY

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Orange toned turtle on a log

Buncha turtles on a log

Baby turtle

Cool turtle overlooking Pittsburgh

Thinking about all these cool dudes I met

i'm incredibly forgiving and pretty easily able to turn that side of my brain off but that would take me out immediately

Not the work themed pretzel pack

A facebook notification letting me know it can use AI to see through my clothes in my pictures or something

Genuinely how would they expect me to feel anything other than dread about this

i saw a little beaver making a little nest on the Allegheny river today and it was like meeting a small god

they should invent a goodreads where cool small press books get thousands and thousands of reviews and big dumb mainstream books get dozens

NOOOOO THEY'RE NORMAL AGAIN

I think a lot about the video of that middle aged walmart manager who probably thought he was just doing something dumb and goofy by making all his employees watch him lip sync the kpop demon hunters song at 7 in the morning only to become the face of corporate capitalism over night

TOMORROW! NORTH PARK!

PROSE POETRY IS POETRY BUT REGULAR POETRY ISNT

Ice dye tie dye

Ice dye tie dye on a fire pit grill for drainage

The only ice we want in this house

Bucket full of clothes and soda ash being prodded with a stick

Time to make my wardrobe for the summer

governor abbott took away our rainbow crosswalks but we replaced them with much more visible rainbow sidewalks, and some businesses have followed suit (one added rainbow exterior stairs)

Dark Winds is better than True Detective

I need the weather to stop being winter or I am gonna lose it bro

This Saturday!! Come throoooooough! It's gonna be a blast 🦐

Stoked to have an essay in Flight 4! Really loved reading the first three and can’t wait to check out the other pieces in this one.

Super thankful to @fklein907.bsky.social and @ketchiklein.bsky.social for picking this one up.

It's crazy that we just let the president do that stuff imho

The way they're just full on manufacturing consent for this stuff is insane. All the advertising is assuming you're already all in. Every tech commercial is about how a device has better AI. They're barely even trying to actually sell you on the AI itself because they're pretending they already have

oh you don’t like telling stories? Get the fuck out of the storytelling lane

Yardwork kicked my ass today but im happy yardwork season is finally here