frodo: the burden of The Ring is so heavy, sam. and it plays tricks on me. it twists things until they’re unrecognizable, makes me see things that aren’t there

sam (pokémon voice): samwise gamgee

when did they name a flower after my top pornhub search

wait why do tariffs get 90 day pauses, but nuclear war only gets 2 weeks??

in 80 years historians will simplify the cause of WW3 to the US President being a pedophile, sorta like WW1 was archduke ferdinand getting shot

a decade ago there was a widely derided subgenre of boomer humor known as "PHONE BAD" but guess what it turned out those people were right

John Carpenter needs to be renamed John Filmmaker

it's the inverse of nominative determinism, I have named you after your job

home owner tip: if you've got a project simply name the contractors after what they do

[P] Fus Ro Dah!

that's no moon, it's a star war

I love this

Yoshi is a yoshi

wow! the goggle review. an esteemed publication.

trump has died and tomorrow he will rise from the dead and ascend to heaven

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

getting kick out of the artemis II rocket for continually pressing my ass against the window and asking the captain if he sees the moon yet

Good Friday
Jesus is Fucking Dead Saturday
Easter Sunday

AI could never create something like this:

it is clearly 2 dimensional in this photo, tilt your phone and you'll see

bad boy, bad boy
what have you done
what have you done that police have come

www.creatorsafterdark.com

if you're in Dallas come find me at CREATORS AFTER DARK all weekend! I am drawing funny pictures in the artist alley

why is this so funny

ah that explains it, I thought I had long covid

there's a new Diablo 4 expansion out this month, which means you can fall off the radar for a few weeks and then tell people "sorry, I've been fighting some demons"

stop sending me this