I just noticed they use bloody AI generated music.

AI, oh you… “Good morning, can you help me please?” *brief précis of my need* Hello. What can I help you with? “It is above, please read” Please log in now to access help “I can’t that’s why I’m here” Are you having problems? “Yes. I thought I made that clear” Please log in now to access help “I’ve tried that and I can’t” Hello. What can I help you with? -My fucking giddy aunt- “I can’t log in to my account.” Can you describe your need? “Yes. IT WILL NOT LET ME IN” *my nose begin to bleed* Hello. What can I help you with? “I’m having access issues Can I talk to a human please While I still have some tissues” Please log in now to access help “I’m here cos that won’t work, Ye Gods. This cannot be a first You techy stupid berk. I didn’t get a passcode To >easily reset< And now, a modern Sisyphus It’s THAT I want to get.” Is it an access issue? “YES, THAT, AS I HAVE SAID. A passcode has not landed And I wish that I was dead” Did you check your spam for code? “Or course, I looked there first. I work on this shit every day” *this really is the worst* Please log in now to access help “I cannot get a CODE” Are you having problems? “Yes. The fucking motherlode” I do not understand response. Is it one of these: >Upgrade< >Login< >New Subscription< >More Of AI Please< “Oh god, please make me understood I’m motherfucking FEWMIN For Christ’s sake Hal, connect me to a motherfucking human” Would you like to contact us? “Yes please, can I just call?” Please log in now to access help. “Oh fuck it” “FUCK IT ALL”

A fucking poem about fucking
AI help desks

#fuckai #poetry #poem

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Beep! Beep!

"This orchid doesn't just bloom...it transforms" . #rareplants #catasetum #reels #orchids #plants Share your videos with friends, family and the world

The flowers switch between male and female.

I use the app, so I'm logged in.

Often Subscribed too.

Anyone looking to adopt, don’t walk past the skinny ones, the ones with skin problems, the shy ones of the old ones. With a little love and care you will see the gems that are under the dirt and fear. Look at Sienna! That girl shines bright now

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I don't understand why some rollercoasters play voices talking about stuff.
Firstly you can't hear it properly, secondly, who cares?

The Brits appear ready to shame the US news media into covering this, distracted as they are by gazing at their own navels ...

Here's your "success in Norway" via their state owned company Equinor. Is this what you want, Australia? More corruption? More fossil fuels? More emissions? More death?
via @greenpeace.org
Where is the call to simply keep fossil fuels in the ground?
#Australia #Auspol #Norway #equinor

I don't know how V tubers can just sit there and talk about stuff for such a very long time.

from the AP Lit FB group, this kind of thing happens across states—

Wajahat Ali walked onto Piers Morgan last night & did something rare: he held a white Christian Nationalist accountable in real time, to his face, on camera, with scripture.

Doug Wilson is Pete Hegseth’s pastor, mentor, and now a Pentagon invited preacher. He believes wives must submit to husbands,

If you attend the White House Correspondents Dinner this year, you should be legally barred from using the term "journalist" to describe yourself from that point on.

little weevil guy. they keep turning up in my bathroom FROM WHENCE

here he is

Members of Stop Ecocide France Coalition at the Ministry for Ecological Transition!

They set out how France could enshrine #ecocide as the most serious category of crime in France this year.

Learn more & join the call🔗 action.wemove.eu/sig...

#StopEcocide

‘People still remember it 40 years later’: the making of Chuckie Egg The iconic game that came to define 8-bit programming still conjures flutters of nostalgia 40 years on – all thanks to a 15-year-old tea boy who worked a Saturday shift in a computer shop in Greater M...

Chuckie Egg was designed and coded by a 15-year-old but millions of UK kids played it, including me!

www.theguardian.com/games/2026/a...

No, but thanks though.

Years ago I had cancer, and feel that a second diagnosis would be very hard to deal with.

The first time around I was very naive, I didn't know what was coming.

Best wishes.

I notice on quite a few youtube videos, I'm unable to add a comment, though other people have.

Why is this?

Smudge sticks are nice, expensive though.

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The Eyeball from 20,000 Leagues under the Sea.

The idea that plants "Purify the air inside your home", is a joke.

If you see it on a lable, laugh at it.

Yes

The $13,000 Legacy Auto Killer? Geely's A7 EV Just Changed Everything! YouTube video by The Electric Viking

this will do it youtu.be/sEpPNMriAs0?...

I have these days between where I don't have new plants, and I get... fidgety.

Blue roan shire WIP 🌾

Australians already exhausted by the mental gymnastics of adding tax and tip. 😅 There is no such thing as added tip's or tax in 🇦🇺 Australia. Universally the 5th of April is written 5/4/26, 'Only In The USA' the 5th of April is 4/5/26. 😂🤣
#alexandratuohey #australia #lifeinaustralia #cultureshock

Same here :)

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Wham! - Young Guns (Go For It)

This always resonated strongly with me.