Just a pic of me crouching in front of a tattoo shop.
2 Years sober tomorrow. I am absolutely blessed to have had so many awesome people in my corner. It has had its ups and downs, but I'm honestly a better person now than I was back then. Thanks for the love, homies
We dance to all the wrong songs!
We enjoy all the wrong moves!
We dance to all the wrong songs!
We're not leading!
Hey Usha, need a wire coat hanger?
Fuck the USA
if you hold both my ears when you kiss me a polaroid of our passionate moment ejects from my butthole
I'm on a sideroad to heck.
My back piece tattoo in progress. A 3 eyed bat.
Black shading done.
a digital road sign hacked to say PENIS
is this is the sign we've been waiting for
A drawing I did of a friend.
A recent drawing I did for a friend.
Awesome! Congrats!
Making fun of someone's sobriety isn't the flex you think it is.
If she's yelling at you, quickly put a piece of crab rangoon in her mouth and she'll stop.
Sun flag looking like it's giving a boat captain a back rub.
Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
The itsy bitsy spider’s name is Sisyphus. Not many people know this.
Letters on the face of a building spell out “WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER” but “together” is spaced unfortunately as “TO GET HER.”
she better run
Various record store finds under $5
Some of mine
Absolute truth
Some of the coolest music I've ever found was in the discount bin of the record store.
My doctor said I am morbidly obese but in like a sexy way.
All my homies hate ICE
Everything i learned about Taylor Swift was against my will
Maybe she wants Jason in an intimate way.
One day you're mildly amused, the next you're wielding an axe at Qdoba.
I am so sorry, man.
🖤
🖤
My back piece tattoo of a 3 eyed bat head
Line work done.
One fun thing about working with me is you never know when I might tell the CEO on an all hands call that the shareholders can suck my imaginary foot-long dick and I quit.
Stupid ass boy band wannabe saying he’s too famous to get a job
Me, when I get more than 10 reposts and 25 likes on Bluesky
ME: anything?
PROSTITUTE: anything
*an hour later*
PROSTITUTE: ok I made dinner, set that appt for you, and called your mom back but this was a one time thing bc you’re fuckin sick