smoking the shit that made richard kind

Chicago Cubs 1st baseman Michael Busch caught in the netting with his legs up and spread after just missing a catch in the stands

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

i'm happy to see the onion take over infowars. i've been a big fan of the onion for quite a long time and it's given me plenty of laughs over the years. and as for infowars, i really disliked alex jones and disagreed with him on a whole lot of things. so to me, this whole situation is a win-win

Paul was no friend of the West.

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

everyone who interacts with the same products as me? they are my family. this is who i am now, this product. products are thicker than blood and communities are also products. i love silicon valley and i love their plan for my life. i love it all. the blood in my palms is me clenching from joy

secured the Moon Pussy condoms btw. who want me

he's looking down at you eating your calzone. what are you doing

sicknasty

A buddy says he'd want to try improv class.

Me: "but then you'd have to hang out with improv people."

"No I wouldn't! It's all new people who haven't become Like That yet."

"Okay, but then it's all people who've *seen* improv people and said 'I want that for me.' You get how that's worse, right?"

the thing u have to understand about palantir is that for most of human history we had to kill babies by hand. like with a big rock or a pillow. it was very time consuming

fuck. larsen?

let’s all practice together. “oh i don’t care. this doesn’t matter. i won’t waste my energy on this. the large insect drinking all my pool water and scaring my neighbors can’t hurt me because i was baptized as a baby”

you are not immune to improv comedy

the spiritual solo @Roadburn @theflenser.bsky.social

i want a second opinion. get corey on the line

weird thing to name surfside 7 two

reposts not only 🟰 my endorsement they mean i’ve secretly baptized you into my cult

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Lemurian Silence Data Center 2. Noise Launch Pads 3. Forgotten Wormholes

MASINT #0883 from GPS III-SV05 (L CLEARANCE)

1. Lemurian Silence Data Center
2. Noise Launch Pads
3. Forgotten Wormholes

today i am contemplating the unreasonably, maybe unfathomably, large Statue of Unity in gujarat. It is too big. In a way it being of a relatively normal man with an auspicious but not terribly interesting political career rather than some dictator or conquistador makes it much weirder

Heathcliff walks down the street at night wearing a helmet that reads "INDEED". Two owls watch him walk, and one of them says "Indeed."

17 Apr 2026

H-E-B Buddy is Muslim. The Buc-ee's Beaver is a Christian who goes to a nondenominational megachurch that has a 20-piece band. Whataguy is a devout Jew.

Clues by Sam A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Apr 18th 2026 (Hard), in less than 18 minutes
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take that

You expect adults to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like the Pacific Northwest where I might get cucked for being myself.

Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"

i love now n laters bc i love eating a lil bit of paper with every candy 🫶

stopping people outside a liquor store and begging them to buy a gallon of vodka for me because the clerk won’t sell me anything cus the clown pant i’m wearing doesn’t match the one on my ID

hello colorado followers. you should go to these two events. you can also go to focomx I guess but they have enough money to shill for themselves

a beautiful open pink peony on the porch

two green anoles fucking on the side of a brick wall. the male is clinging on for dear life and staring at the camera

ahh. the signs of spring

we are way too precious about this kind of thing, i think. Like funny animal mascots are extremely normal