Me when (always)

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Naurr

Aww I hope you beat life as fuck up very soon 🙏🏽😤 and also same tehe

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Zoomed in screenshot of Pikachu opening his mouth in the Pokémon anime

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Me next me next

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Well, it’s been a wildly eventful 100+ days, to say the least. Sharing a few resources that are helping me keep track of it all + a call to action. Protect the Inflation Reduction Act! ayanaelizabeth.substack.com/p/100-days-e...

A white bird holding a miniature ladle in her beak, posed as though she is stirring the miniature red pot in front of her. She stands in a toy kitchen.

Today might be rough, so take this bird cooking tiny pastas.

I don't understand help

Yeah that was the worse one

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Nuuuu now I can't do anal

A picture taken from the floor of a hospital room. In the foreground, a person lies on the floor. Behind its head, their spinal cord, brain and eyes tumble outside, appearing to slither like a snake.

A fringe theory claims our central nervous system (CNS) is a parasite that took over the body of an ancestor, capturing 20% of the body's resources.
One fact supports it: If the body dies and the skull is open, the CNS sometimes detaches, perhaps an ancient host-seeking reflex.

I can't believe John Lennon did that to you

Hell yeah cat

I hope everyone knows that it's very easy for any social content platform, including Bluesky, to be a misery machine and that if you aren't intentional about it, they will absolutely decrease the positive impact you have on the world while making you less happy.

Im a swallower to increase my protein intake and cuz I skip breakfast 😌

Ill

We're both mentowlly I'll yuhhh

Me but man titties

Me fr

happy may day here is a painting I did a long time ago

I thot i was American

Collage of Portugal (top) and Spain’s (bottom) flags.

Stock image of two hands holding a candle in a dark room.

Spain, Portugal and other European countries have been hit with a major power outage.

Currently in the Lisbon international airport and we are not moving anywhere 😭

Sen. Booker’s speech was a substantive and moral account of this moment. He did not read the phone book. He did not babble.
For 24 hours @booker.senate.gov laid out a detailed, damning, and critical narrative of truth, history, politics, morality, humanity.

What will you do?

The CDC has literally been gutted today.

There’s no need for “April Fools” when reality is a nightmare for every human on this planet.

Thousand of scientists fired.
Entire departments erased.

1/

I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.

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Happy April Fools' Day!

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