uncle sam is holding a microphone in front of an american flag and says this is our year ALT: uncle sam is holding a microphone in front of an american flag and says this is our year

I’ve seen him before!

a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie . ALT: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .

Definitely grounds for breaking up.

Was it this book?

Hand-knitted jumper, on display at the National Library of Scotland

What every well-dressed librarian is wearing @natlibscot.bsky.social

Oof. For me first drafts are the hardest. Keep it up! 👍

A round, fried hors d'oeuvre sits on a plate with a shocked expression. It is surrounded by others like it, except for an empty spot next to it.

“GUYS! WAKE UP! SOME DUDE JUST ATE CARL!”

The best part of being a necromancer? I know how to make friends.

Have you ever told yourself, "I'm going to start eating better on Monday" for the last 15 years?

Them: "Why is somebody like you still single?"
Me: "You're gonna see in a minute, hold on."

Happy 4/20 to those who touch grass.

Newly adopted dog from a shelter. The dog won't let go of the new owner's hand for a moment

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Five raccoons sit on corner bench seating around a table.

one of us either needs to take grandma to the optometrist or tell her no more cats

Artist: Dennis Goris

How tragic that you could publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish a cartoon like this over and over again...

Thankful that cars were invented as keying a horse is inhumane

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

How do you explain to your grandmother that the “nice men asking for pictures of my feet” aren’t podiatrists?

This dog rescue had a slumber party night where volunteers got to sleep with a dog up for adoption!

This is the kind of place I’d donate my time and money to.

Slumber Pawty! 🐾

LOL.

He just needs to know about the grape situation

I have a gym membership the way some people have a religion. I believe in it. I just don’t go.

Of all the sandworms in Dune, one of them has to be the smallest. I hope it doesn’t get teased by the others.

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My foster dog had never been indoors before. This is her first nap, on a bed, in a home.

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It once took me three days.

Tired of being invited to neighborhood potlucks?
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It would be a series of them typing something, then nothing.

Orange tabby cat with a sign over his head. If cats could text you back, they would not.

Truth. #Caturday

Rollin’ down Rodeo with a ShopVac.

That’s what I do. I vacuum Rodeo.

I wish my work had a “wear purple to the office” day like that.